Hand Lotion Sayings

#1. After crossing herself, she lay back on the divan and squirted a cool puddle of hand lotion from the bottle she'd brought from London. Invariably she would apply too much, and her hands would be slick and shiny in the candlelight as she asked for another pair with which to share the excess.

Anthony Marra

#2. There's lotion for your face, lotion for your hands, lotion for your feet, lotion for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand lotion on your feet? Would your feet get confused and start clapping?

Ellen DeGeneres

#3. It's hard to be afraid of a man who is sitting watching you put on hand lotion.

Margaret Atwood

#4. Risky is not the same as crazy. Failing is not the same as being worthless.

Alyson Hagy

#5. The provincial dandy wore the longest of spurs and the fiercest of mustaches.

Victor Hugo

#6. I have no enemies. But my friends don't like me.

Philip Larkin

#7. A great deal of my work is just playing with equations and seeing what they give.

Paul Dirac

#8. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home.

Rob Ford

#9. There never has been devised, and there never will be devised, any law which will enable a man to succeed save by the exercise of those qualities which have always been the prerequisites of success - the qualities of hard work, of keen intelligence, of unflinching will.

Theodore Roosevelt

#10. You've got sunscreen on, right?" ...
"You didn't get your back," Zane said, picking up a bottle of sunscreen and pouring some onto his hand.
Her legs almost gave out and her heart pounded in her ears. Zane Hollander was about to go where no man had gone before and lotion her back.

Robin Bielman

#11. Willpower works for a few weeks, or maybe a month or two at best.

Rick Warren

#12. There was no circumcision. Lee said circumcision was dreamed up by moralists and lotion salesmen to make hand jobs chafe, and Peggy deferred to his better judgement.

Nell Zink

#13. Harper, did you just ... did you just throw a pen at Liz?"
"Oh my gosh, no, Mrs. Ford! I was just ... um ... writing really fast because there was so much information to take in, and I had, like, some lotion? On my hands? Anyway the pen flew out of my hand and hit Liz

Rachel Hawkins

#14. I've long said that comic books are the modern equivalent of our Greek myths.

David S.Goyer

#15. The Navy has changed a great deal. Not that the officers of my day were bad, because I served under a lot of good officers, believe me. But there were a few bad ones, too.

Ernest Borgnine