Hamsher Funeral Home Quotes

#1. In the unlikely event that she does escape me, I will inform you all. If you catch her, you are to detain her and return her to me." His eyes glowed like the fires of hell. "She is not to be harmed in any way, or so help you God, you will regret it until your last breath." *

Brooklyn Ann

#2. The words that a father speaks to his children in the privacy of home are not heard by the world, but, as in whispering galleries, they are clearly heard at the end, and by posterity.

Jean Paul

#3. You know, sometimes you can be real scary. I don't what you were thinking back there when you took those shoes off, but all hair stood up on the back of my next."
I had airport rage."
Fuckin' A," Lula said.

Janet Evanovich

#4. Because somehow, in these houses with all the wires, nothing is actually worth doing unless it is seen by other people.

Anonymous

#5. Worse than that, however, was the CFO, a dapper-suited, neat-haired new age carapace containing an uninhibited misogynistic bogan, whose actual words to me, in concert with my boss in the same room were: 'To be successful you have to accept that weekends are for families.

Annabel Crabb

#6. One of the most painful things for me was Jay Leno, Jay Leno going back on the air and saying to people that it was a choice between his writing staff and his crew, I think that really hurt a lot of show runners, because it was never a choice between our writers and our crew.

Edward Allen Bernero

#7. In Moonlight
No
Soft sweet paw on my cheek
No
Fur curled under my chin
Just
A sad space left behind -
Gray cat gone away.

[Ellie's poem]

Patricia MacLachlan

#8. Make every day count ... Even when you think it's the worst day of your life; for you never know when it'll be your last.

Solange Nicole

#9. Everything changes when you change.

Jim Rohn

#10. Who I am finally, if not the long silent part of someone, the secret and nocturnal part which has never betrayed itself in public by any thought, word, or deed, but communicates through subterranean depths of the imaginary with dreams as old as the world itself?

Anne Desclos

#11. In fairy tales, love strikes like lightning. In real life, lightning burns. It can even kill you.

Neil Strauss

#12. Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.

Dave Attell

#13. And among the sleeping soldiers and colonists in the crypts lay one apart, a woman who had forgotten the meaning of life.

David Marusek

#14. All of my friends are my age and we are all ageing at the same time. We talk about it and moan, but it doesn't bother me.

Claudia Schiffer