Halo Funny Elite Quotes

#1. I once used the word OBSOLETE in a headline, only to discover that 43 per cent of housewives had no idea what it meant. In another headline, I used the word INEFFABLE, only to discover that I didn't know what it meant myself.

David Ogilvy

#2. That Dr. Morrissey had always said that we found excuses to put off doing something that would take our minds off our worries. It was as if we didn't want to lose the luxury of worrying.

Maeve Binchy

#3. After I've gone out with a man a few times, he starts to tell me how much he loves me. But how can I know if he really means it? How can I ever be sure?

Doris Duke

#4. Though it may sound paradoxical, identifying our thoughts, emotions, and habitual patterns of behavior is the key to freedom & transformation.

Sharon Salzberg

#5. Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!

Phyllis McGinley

#6. And I think that we in America need to understand that many schools need improvement, and particularly with respect to how they're serving minority children.

Margaret Spellings

#7. Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida ... Good grief ... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

Wanda Sykes

#8. New Yorkers have been fortunate to have Andrew Cuomo as our Attorney General - protecting working New Yorkers against the banks, insurance companies and big corporations.

Eric Schneiderman

#9. I am about to die.

J.K. Rowling

#10. I love my daddy. My daddy's everything. I hope I can find a man that will treat me as good as my dad.

Lady Gaga