Hallmark Channel Quotes

#1. How'd you become Mr. Expert?" "Porn. Porn and the Hallmark Channel.

Hades

#2. Most of an award-show host's job is showing up and keeping a cool head and soldiering through it, whether it's the Oscars or the Hallmark Channel's 'Hero Dog Awards.'

Rob Sheffield

#3. Dream of the future. Act for the future. Be wise in the present.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#4. Parents of small children must perforce have an entirely different sense of irony than unimpaired humankind.

Neal Stephenson

#5. Nothing helps a man to reform like thinking of the past with regret.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#6. You do not have to seek God's will when you are doing God's will.

Jack Hyles

#7. In her dreams, blood tasted like fizzy strawberry soda. If you drank it too fast, you got brain freeze. When she was older, after she'd licked a cut on her finger, the taste of that became the taste in her dreams: copper and tears.

Holly Black

#8. The tears that rushed to my eyes threatened to spill forth and I was seconds from crying as if I'd watched a marathon of Hallmark movies.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#9. A perfume is an intimate object, it is the reflector of the heart.

Emanuel Ungaro

#10. On a ship, everything is enclosed: the people are right on top of each other and can't get up and walk away.

Patrick O'Brian

#11. We care (about prison education), very simply, because (prisoners) get out. Almost everyone who is locked up now is going to be set free one day. If we treat prisoners like animals the whole time they are locked up, that's what we'll get when they're back on the streets: wild, dangerous animals.

Christopher Zoukis