Hahaha Jokes Quotes

#1. Time is the thing I am made of. Time is a river that sweeps me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger that tears me apart, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire. The world, unfortunately, is real; I, unfortunately, am Borges.

Jorge Luis Borges

#2. Women have been brought up to be passive, accepting, not come forward and play a major role in life. And with age, there's a tendency to revert to that - to pull back, recede. I don't think it's advisable or admirable.

Katherine Helmond

#3. I want people to look at a checkerboard and think of me!

Chubby Checker

#4. People did crazy things for love. And being responsible for someone else's feelings like that felt powerful and terrifying. As if I'd been given some delicate and fragile object to carry over rocky and uneven terrain with shaky hands.

Stacey Kade

#5. There are many who would take my time. I shun them.

Anton Szandor LaVey

#6. I think all women believe adultery is a betrayal of themselves as women, while many men, in my experience, think of it as an endorsement of their true natures.

Justin Cartwright

#7. The multitude who require to be led, still hate their leaders.

William Hazlitt

#8. If you were a library book, I would never bring you back.

Lovett F. Edwards