Haemorrhoids Quotes

#1. Poverty is hereditary just like power, stupidity, and haemorrhoids.

Fiston Mwanza Mujila

#2. Vimes was already lost. Oh, there was the sun, but that was just a direction. He could feel it on the side of his face.
And the camel rocked from side to side. There was no real way of judging distance, except by haemorrhoids.

Terry Pratchett

#3. It is simply this: do not tire, never lose interest, never grow indifferent - lose your invaluable curiosity and you let yourself die. It's as simple as that.

Tove Jansson

#4. Discrimination is a disease.

Roger Staubach

#5. I wish we had somebody here who never would be missed. Regrettably we are all friends.

Robert A. Heinlein

#6. O skies, be calm! O winds, blow free - Blow all my ships safe home to me! But if thou sendest some a-wrack, To never more come sailing back, Send any - all that skim the sea, But bring my love-ship home to me.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

#7. We playing? Or am I just throwing you down and fucking you?

C.D. Reiss

#8. Invariably, it is this for which I write: the joy ... of an argument firmly made, like a nail straightly driven, its head flush to the plank.

George Will

#9. The more boldly a man dares, the more richly his land bears

Yu Hua