Gynecological Exam Quotes

#1. Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.

Jim Gaffigan

#2. According to the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) and the US Preventative Services Task Force, there is no medical reason for a gynecological exam to get a prescription for the Pill, with an annual repeat in order to renew it.13

Katha Pollitt

#3. For the first time we have a weapon that nobody has used for thirty years. This gives me great hope for the human race.

Harlan Ellison

#4. Wheres lover boy???

Suzanne Collins

#5. To stand well in the estimation of one's country is a happiness that no rational creature can be insensible of.

George Washington

#6. When you reach the heart of life you shall find beauty in all things, even in the eyes that are blind to beauty.

Khalil Gibran

#7. I joined MySpace in September 2003. At that time no one was on there at all. I felt like a loser while all the cool kids were at some other school. So I mass e-mailed between 30,000 and 50,000 people and told them to come over. Everybody joined overnight.

Tila Tequila

#8. What should a wise person do when given a blow? Same as Cato when he was attacked; not fire up or revenge the insult., or even return the blow, but simply ignore it.

Seneca The Younger

#9. When I was growing up, hip-hop was still a pretty specialised thing.

Estelle

#10. I'm a very firm believer that a liar is a cheat and a thief and a crook. I don't like liars. I never lie. I always told my own child, If you murder somebody, tell me. I'll help you hide the body. But don't you lie to me.

Leona Helmsley