Gyles Quotes

#1. You will return to Lord Gyles and inform him that he does not have my leave to die.

George R R Martin

#2. KATH: (Katherine) BRENT, daughter of Ed: Brent, dee'd., 300 acs. Northumberland Co., N.E. upon Quiough 421 Riv., S.E. upon land of Capt. Giles Brent. 9 Dec. 1662, p. 79, (554). (Capt. Gyles Brent, 4 May 1653, assigned to sd. Edm: Brent & by him given by will to sd. Kath.)

Nell Marion Nugent

#3. If you'd spent your life being called "Gyles Brandreth", you would crawl across broken glass to achieve the bliss, the simplicity, the purity, the joy of simply being called "Bob".

Gyles Brandreth

#4. You have shown your usual cunning in getting up just in time for a meal.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#5. I'll be better, so I won't want it to hurt anymore.

Nina LaCour

#6. As you will be aware, gentlemen, I have made it my life's work to entertain the working classes, enrage the middle classes, and fascinate the aristocracy - but I do believe I've just met my match. Accrington 'Arry here is in a class of his own, beyond my reach.

Gyles Brandreth

#7. Life's aim, if it has one, is to be always looking for temptations - and there are not nearly enough of them, I find. I sometimes pass the whole day without coming across a single one. It makes one so nervous about the future.

Gyles Brandreth

#8. You'll recall," said Sickert, brushing dust from his trousers with the back of his hand, "that a year or two ago I was chased through the back streets of King's Cross by a posse of prostitutes all crying 'Jack the Ripper!' after me.

Gyles Brandreth

#9. My tombstone would someday read I died keeled over at my computer writing a screenplay or a business plan.

Gabriel Campisi

#10. If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles?

Gyles Brandreth

#11. He loved what he did, he loved being on Countdown - he just loved life

Gyles Brandreth

#12. Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars.

Gyles Brandreth

#13. One should always be suspicious of a woman who tells you that her past was burnt in the flames of a schoolhouse in Peshawar.

Gyles Brandreth

#14. As a politician, you only meet two types of people. People with problems, and people who are right.

Gyles Brandreth

#15. In life there are two types of people: those who catch the waiter's eye and those who don't.

Gyles Brandreth

#16. Gazing at the typewriter in moments of desperation I console myself with three thoughts. Alcohol at six, dinner at eight, and to be immortal you've got to be dead.

Gyles Brandreth

#17. You talk to people and they seem really nice and then you read what they write and it's very disillusioning. You have to deal with how people let you down in terms of that. Because I think I'm basically a nice person and I think I'm a real person, and a lot of people aren't.

Mariah Carey

#18. Oscar sat back and looked at me appraisingly. "I need to think. And to think I must have oysters and champagne.

Gyles Brandreth

#19. Every Holmes must have his Watson

Gyles Brandreth

#20. In the Members' Dining Room, the Conservatives eat at one end, the Labour Party at the other, while the Liberals wait at table.

Gyles Brandreth

#21. both were writers of high ambition, with

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#22. John Major. He dresses so well. And so quickly.

Gyles Brandreth

#23. People did what conservatives always did when the going got tough: they started a new group.

Rick Perlstein

#24. When men give up saying what is charming," Oscar answered, "they give up thinking what is charming. I hope I'll never do that.

Gyles Brandreth

#25. On the Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition government: I think it should be made clear that the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats, they have not got into bed together; they are merely sharing a room.

Gyles Brandreth