Gyles Brandreth Quotes

#1. If you'd spent your life being called "Gyles Brandreth", you would crawl across broken glass to achieve the bliss, the simplicity, the purity, the joy of simply being called "Bob".

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#2. In life there are two types of people: those who catch the waiter's eye and those who don't.

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#3. I have turned down so many major advertising bids because I think either the time isn't right or I'm not.

Linda Evangelista

#4. I love you, Katie. You might not be ready to say those words now, and maybe you'll never be able to say them, but that doesn't change how I feel about you.

Nicholas Sparks

#5. I just want to continue with gymnastics because I'm still young and fresh. I think can get some more titles under my belt.

Gabby Douglas

#6. As you will be aware, gentlemen, I have made it my life's work to entertain the working classes, enrage the middle classes, and fascinate the aristocracy - but I do believe I've just met my match. Accrington 'Arry here is in a class of his own, beyond my reach.

Gyles Brandreth

#7. Life's aim, if it has one, is to be always looking for temptations - and there are not nearly enough of them, I find. I sometimes pass the whole day without coming across a single one. It makes one so nervous about the future.

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#8. You'll recall," said Sickert, brushing dust from his trousers with the back of his hand, "that a year or two ago I was chased through the back streets of King's Cross by a posse of prostitutes all crying 'Jack the Ripper!' after me.

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#9. Each moment is precious to act, react and keep in tact, all those lives close to our own.

Santosh Kalwar

#10. If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles?

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#11. He loved what he did, he loved being on Countdown - he just loved life

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#12. Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars.

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#13. One should always be suspicious of a woman who tells you that her past was burnt in the flames of a schoolhouse in Peshawar.

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#14. As a politician, you only meet two types of people. People with problems, and people who are right.

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#15. Gazing at the typewriter in moments of desperation I console myself with three thoughts. Alcohol at six, dinner at eight, and to be immortal you've got to be dead.

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#16. Oscar sat back and looked at me appraisingly. "I need to think. And to think I must have oysters and champagne.

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#17. You might be surprised by how interested young people are in older people.

Ian McKellen

#18. Every Holmes must have his Watson

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#19. In the Members' Dining Room, the Conservatives eat at one end, the Labour Party at the other, while the Liberals wait at table.

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#20. both were writers of high ambition, with

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#21. When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. There was a pin-drop silence.

Ravi Zacharias

#22. John Major. He dresses so well. And so quickly.

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#23. When men give up saying what is charming," Oscar answered, "they give up thinking what is charming. I hope I'll never do that.

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#24. I definitely don't intend to only make films about Nigerians or Africans. I want to make films about people, any people.

Chika Anadu

#25. On the Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition government: I think it should be made clear that the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats, they have not got into bed together; they are merely sharing a room.

Gyles Brandreth