Guys Are Jerks Quotes

#1. All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.

Kristen Bell

#2. Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other's backs. It's seriously twisted.

Melody Carlson

#3. Go looking for an idea and it'll show up. Begin now.

Ira Glass

#4. I would court you with a passion, if things were different.

Laura Whitcomb

#5. One day she told me that they'd decided that my gender was divvied into two neat piles-Men and Guys. Basically, all the saints of the world: Men. The jerks, the players, the wet T-shirt contest aficionados? They were Guys.

Gayle Forman

#6. Brain out, sponge in' fiction.

Hal Duncan

#7. All skinny guys with beards are jerks

Randy Quaid

#8. I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights.

Laura Mennell

#9. But, really, are there any guys out there who aren't jerks? I don't even know any grown-up men who aren't jerks.

Margaret Peterson Haddix

#10. The universe stands aside for those people who know where they are going ...

Paulo Coelho

#11. Eve is gorgeous, and she gets plenty of attention from guys, but her taste is selective. She only dates complete jerks.

J.B. Salsbury

#12. The guys who played with your feelings were jerks, Jane. You deserve better than guys like them. At least you did deserve better until you decided to play their game.

Meredith Schorr

#13. We will never get anywhere with our finances till we pass a law saying ... every time we appropriate something, we ... pass another bill ... stating where the money is coming from.

Will Rogers

#14. Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.

Frank Scoblete

#15. Show me one thing here on earth which has begun well and not ended badly. The proudest palpitations are engulfed in a sewer, where they cease throbbing, as though having reached their natural term: this downfall constitutes the heart's drama and the negative meaning of history.

Emile M. Cioran

#16. I've always been attracted to jerks. They range from sassy weirdos who are ultimately pretty good guys to sociopathic sex addicts, but the common denominator is a bad attitude upon first meeting and a desire to teach me a lesson.

Lena Dunham

#17. Why did all the hot guys have to be such jerks, and why did I still want to sleep with them?

Tara West

#18. As an actress, and as a person, I really admire Diane Keaton. She's feisty, strong, beautiful and talented, and intelligent.

Evangeline Lilly

#19. The only way to resist colonialism is through education.

Tariq Ramadan

#20. The true fanatic is a theocrat, someone who sees himself as acting on behalf of some super-personal force: the Race, the Party, History, the Proletariat, the Poor, and so on. These absolve him from evil, hence he may safely do anything in their service.

Lloyd Billingsley

#21. I hoped that Mary Anne, Claudia, Stacey, and I - the Baby Sitters Club - would stay together for a long time.

Ann M. Martin

#22. It really wasn't fair. Why did guys have to be such jerks?

Ellen Emerson White

#23. She wanted something else, something different, something more. Passion and romance, perhaps, or maybe quiet conversations in candlelit rooms, or perhaps something as simple as not being second.

Nicholas Sparks

#24. Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven't lived with them yet.

Heather Chapple

#25. HMPH. Why are all the hot guys either jerks or part of a sinster plot to murder your friends?

James Asmus

#26. We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.

Brendon Urie

#27. It was easy to share when there was enough, even barely enough, to go round. But when there was not enough? Then force entered in; might making right; power, and its tool, violence, and its most devoted ally, the averted eye.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#28. There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!'

Seth MacFarlane