Gutfeld Show Quotes

#1. I was there less than a year before I was assigned to the Paris bureau. I spent two years there and, in fact, before I even went on the staff I was sent to Europe to do assignments which they wouldn't normally do for a young photographer just starting out.

Gordon Parks

#2. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

Arthur Bloch

#3. For a poet the world is always static in the sense that you're a mass observer and you can't afford to care whether people are busy or not. You're a witness.

Iain Sinclair

#4. To make a rock'n'roll record, technology is the least important thing.

Keith Richards

#5. I am the blood of the dragon, she thought. If they are monsters, so am I.

George R R Martin

#6. I'm not only a romanticist but a romantic myself. I take it for granted the originality matters.

Paul Fry

#7. Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack

Herman Friele

#8. Pay heed, my darlings, and always take the greatest care over the company you keep in life: if death strikes you without warning, you may be stuck with them til the moon turns to blood and wouldn't that be a torment?

Karen Maitland

#9. infant first opens its eyes on this world, it must see nothing but chaos because it has no memory to make sense of what it sees. The past gives shape to the present. Consciousness

Harvey Click

#10. Democrats, independents, Republicans, all of us Americans who love our country. What a wonderful time to come together and really just count our blessings. And to remember those who have paid the ultimate sacrifice for us and for this country and all those freedoms we love.

Robert Hurt

#11. It is good death
That puts an end to evil death and dies.

Wallace Stevens

#12. I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over.

Greg Gutfeld

#13. When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made of money.

Greg Gutfeld

#14. He who can live in infamy is unworthy of life.

Pierre Corneille

#15. Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot. A jackass. It's cool to be a failure, as long as your failure is the basis for a reality show.

Greg Gutfeld