Gun Shop Quotes

#1. Incredibly, while these 18 to 20 year-olds cannot legally buy a beer, cannot purchase a bottle of wine and cannot order a drink in a bar, right now they can walk into any gun shop, any pawn shop, any gun show, anywhere in America and buy a handgun.

Al Gore

#2. This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.

Phyllis Diller

#3. What does it tell you that applications for guns since the shooting are up 41 percent in Colorado, and that our cameras found about 50 people in line at one gun shop yesterday outside Denver?

Brian Williams

#4. The value of teaching without words and accomplishing without action is understood by few in the world.

Laozi

#5. Your temptations are from the devil and from Hell; but your sufferings and afflictions are from God and Heaven.

Pio Of Pietrelcina

#6. We ain't in California no more," Pilate said. "Every fuckin' body up here's got a gun. Even that old lady in the hamburger shop, shot Michelle.

John Sandford

#7. Early moralists who believed that taking too much pleasure at the table led inexorably to bad character-or worse, to sex-were (in the best-case scenario, anyway) absolutely right.

Anthony Bourdain

#8. The so-called second New Deal of 1935 - including the Works Progress Administration, Social Security and the Wagner Act legalizing union labor - represented an effort to meet the rising voices demanding a more aggressive government approach to the collapse of national prosperity.

Robert Dallek

#9. I have asked the secretary of the treasury to report by April 1 on whether present tax laws may be stimulating in undue amounts the flow of American capital to the industrial countries abroad through special preferential treatment.

John F. Kennedy

#10. I never did drama in high school or anything like that. I just kind of fell into it after college, and I pursued it on my own.

Ki Hong Lee

#11. Never too late. Shooting is prayer. And when civilisation shuts up shop, a gun'll be worth any number of university degrees.

David Mitchell

#12. Do you know where Laoghaire is?

Diana Gabaldon

#13. History asks us to imagine ourselves in a period, but it's a very different situation when you're in that period and faced with those situations.

Philip Kerr

#14. A fanatical imagination cannot regard God as just unless he is represented as infinitely cruel.

George Santayana

#15. Ok you guys, pair up in threes!

Yogi Berra

#16. I'm so confident that when I enter a coffee shop everyone immediately looks at my hands to see if I'm carrying a gun.

Daniel Marques

#17. Reading a Lydia Davis story collection is like reaching into what you think is a bag of potato chips and pulling out something else entirely: a gherkin, a pepper corn, a truffle, a piece of beef jerky.

Kate Christensen