Guidebooks Ela Quotes

#1. She shrugged. "She's nice and I think she can't help it." Zara gave me a look of censure and went back to her strawberry ice cream. Something along the lines of: Only a real dickhead would make fun of how someone talks, you idiot.

Raine Miller

#2. If we are going to live in a society, there has to be an attitude where people really do care for others.

Sakyong Mipham

#3. The facts of life are the impossibilities of fiction.

Jerome K. Jerome

#4. Satan came to a lawyer and told him he would give him fame and fortune in exchange for his soul and the souls of his wife and children. The lawyer hesitated and examined Satan closely.'Okay," he said,"what's the catch?

John O'Dowd

#5. Pauline: "All under-fives are mad Adrian, you used to talk to the moon. You invited it to your birthday party and cried when it didn't turn up."
George: "When it went dark and the moon came up, you ran outside and threw a sausage roll at it!

Sue Townsend

#6. The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

Cassandra Clare

#7. When the truth changes from your speaking, you know you have told the truth.

Ray Blanton

#8. Walking thru this graveyard, I realize times were never really hard. We live, we love, we let it go. The world ain't changed me at all.

Kevin Dalton

#9. Long lazy days like these will never come again in your life. You think they will but they won't.' -Sylvie

Kate Atkinson

#10. Isn't that funny, that deity is passe but the attributes and implications of deity linger

Gregory Maguire

#11. There are very few self-made millionaires, if any, who have not taken risks which would make the rest of us unable to sleep at night, or keep our food down.

Dominic Lawson

#12. The sky was a rich cloudless blue, the air still and dry, the maple trees glowing with glorious reds and oranges and yellows, and everywhere on Gardam Street squirrels bustled about with self-importance, burying their nuts in the most unlikely places.

Jeanne Birdsall

#13. There is complexity, autonomy, and a relationship between effort and reward in doing creative work, and that's worth more to most of us than money.

Malcolm Gladwell

#14. Most of the offers I get from Hollywood are for teen comedies. My manager thinks I'm crazy for turning down all that money, but I'm very picky.

Macaulay Culkin

#15. That's life: starting over, one breath at a time.

Sharon Salzberg