Gruntled Employees Quotes

#1. Sex, sexual dynamics and how we define our sexuality, is one of the major deals in everyone's life.

Molly Parker

#2. The future has no shelf life

Warren G. Bennis

#3. Unless all ages and races of men have been deluded by the same mass hypnotist (who?), there seems to be such a thing as beauty, a grace wholly gratuitous.

Annie Dillard

#4. The only way to live is by accepting each minute as an unrepeatable miracle.

Jack Kornfield

#5. Nobody deserves death, yet everybody gets it.

Aleksandar Hemon

#6. The thorough bred against a clamor, or rather the Porsche vs. the pickup truck.

Larry Merchant

#7. Caesar's double-bed is warm
As an unimportant clerk
Writes i do not like my work
On a pink official form.

W. H. Auden

#8. TV is just a huge tablet. It's just a platform to consume long-form video.

Lloyd Braun

#9. The Law is a grim, unsmiling thing. Not Justice, though. Justice is witty and whimsical and kind and caring.

Rohinton Mistry

#10. I don't know how to have a normal relationship because I try to act normal and love from a normal place and live a normal life, but there is sort of an abnormal magnifying glass, like telescope lens, on everything that happens.

Taylor Swift

#11. I'm not great at putting my hair into a bun, but I'll do it if I have to.

Mariah Carey

#12. I'm going to destroy Android, because it's a stolen product. I'm willing to go thermonuclear war on this.

Steve Jobs

#13. They envy the distinction I have won; let them, therefore, envy my toils, my honesty, and the methods by which I gained it.

Sallust

#14. How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

Steven Wright