Grumpy Old Quotes

#1. Once, I went speeding past an old couple and smiled as I imagined their conversation: him grumbling about me and her telling him not to be such an old grouch. Then, suddenly I was in tears, thinking, 'I'll never get to be a grumpy old grandpa!'

Neil Peart

#2. I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn.

Chuck Eddy

#3. I'm a grumpy old man. The older I get the more anti-social I get.

Sean Price

#4. I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man, but nothing winds me up more than people saying, 'Chill out' to me when I'm irritated!

Martin Freeman

#5. Maybe there's a perception of me as grumpy old bugger who suffers from depression. It's a total misconception. I don't think of myself as any grumpier than the next person. I'm not even grumpy first thing in the morning.

Paul Merton

#6. Ove has been a grumpy old man since the first day of second grade

Fredrik Backman

#7. Isn't it amazing the effect on one's perspective that can be made by a glass of wine and a moment's peace?" he asked.
I rather thought that it was amazing the effect one glass of wine and one grumpy old dude could have on my libido, but no way was I telling him that.

Jen Crane

#8. I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it.

Ned Beatty

#9. Airport security is a particular bugbear. At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man, while I can see that averting terrorism is manifestly important, the measures taken seem, simultaneously, absurd.

James Purefoy

#10. I don't want to sound like some grumpy old man telling you to get off my lawn.

Michael Wilbon

#11. In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.

Dawn French

#12. As Dimity said, Sidheag surely does grumpy old man very well for a sixteen-year-old girl.

Gail Carriger

#13. Normally, I'm a grumpy old man - whenever I read about celebrity, I start to grind my teeth and pull my hair; it seems synonymous with idiocy.

Mal Peet

#14. Don't become a grumpy old dater! Life ids for living, laughing and loving!Stop searching, start finding!

Siggy Buckley

#15. People say that if you're still angry at 52, you're not an angry young man, just a grumpy old git.

Paul Weller

#16. The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine.

Judy Horacek

#17. I'm not romantic at all. I'm a moaner. I should be on Grumpy Old Men. I'm terrible.

Bruno Tonioli

#18. The birth of democracy in Iraq is one of the great positive changes of our era.

Ernest Istook

#19. Somehow she knew there would be an unspoken truce on their unspoken battle over God knew what when they were old. They could both surrender to their innate grumpiness. It was going to be a lovely relief.

Liane Moriarty

#20. I don't find it surprising that super-old people are so odd and grumpy. Half their friends are dead, they feel like shit most of the time, and the next major event in their lives is going to be their last. They

Michael Marshall

#21. For all my good intentions, there are days when things go wrong or I fall into old habits. When things are not going well, when I'm grumpy or mad, I'll realize that I've not been paying attention to my soul and I've not been following my best routine.

Robert Fulghum

#22. Sometimes we need to fight for peace.

Veronica Roth

#23. [Rejection] made me quit writing once. For six months. I started up again when my then seven-year-old son asked me to start writing again because I was too grumpy when I wasn't writing.

Kirby Larson

#24. I grew up on a dirt road in Maine, and pretty much everybody on that dirt road was related to me, and they were old. And so grumpy.

Elizabeth Strout

#25. It became a metaphor for the lives of the people in this film and for the Old West, for the abandonment that occurred in the early part of the 20th century.

Dwight Yoakam

#26. He needs shaking up, I tell you, he's going to die an old maid. He gets all funny and red when unmarried ladies talk to him at church, and just look at how grumpy he's been since you've been around. We've got to save him, Amanda, he said solemnly.

Diana Palmer

#27. I've got to say, I like being the everyman.

Martin Henderson

#28. I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

Johnny Vegas

#29. Dreams never die. Sometimes you think they are dead, but they are just hibernating lie some old bear. And, if the dream has been hibernating for a long time, that bear is going to wake up grumpy and hungry

Harlan Coben

#30. We went to high school together; he was a year older than me. I remember him there ... he was very tall and skinny, wore lots of ponytails in his head, and I'm pretty sure I bought weed from him. I had to have.

Cameron Diaz