Top 27 Grouch Quotes
#1. There's a reason I always look nice when I go to work." I kept a scowl on my face while she hustled me upstairs.
"Because you'll get fired if you look like a slob?"
"Because, my little grouch, it makes me feel better on the inside if I like how I look on the outside.
Stephie Davis
#2. A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
Kin Hubbard
#3. If we haven't a grouch against Fortune, we seem unable to avoid one against ourselves.
Winifred Holtby
#4. Who was that lad they used to try to make me read at Oxford? Ship- Shop- Schopenhauer. That's the name. A grouch of the most pronounced description.
P.G. Wodehouse
#5. I don't mind playing absolute bastards ... I just don't want to play the grouch.
Hume Cronyn
#6. I'm really 95 percent Mr. Rogers, and only 5 percent Oscar the Grouch.'
George Steinbrenner
#7. I believe I have a sunny disposition, and am not naturally a grouch. It takes a lot of optimism, after all, to be a traveler.
Paul Theroux
#8. Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Helen Rowland
#9. Give up your thirst for books, so that you do not die a grouch.
Marcus Aurelius
#10. Once, I went speeding past an old couple and smiled as I imagined their conversation: him grumbling about me and her telling him not to be such an old grouch. Then, suddenly I was in tears, thinking, 'I'll never get to be a grumpy old grandpa!'
Neil Peart
#11. The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a grouch.
Catherine Hall
#12. Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
Elbert Hubbard
#13. I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair.
Matthew Gray Gubler
#14. Expressing criticism of society is not being a grouch.
Noam Chomsky
#15. Charles sat in lone splendor on a huge couch in the middle of Angus's spacious living room
while the other ten or twelve people present made themselves at home on the other side of the room.
Anna surveyed the scene. "Okay," she said. "Who's been being a grouch?
Patricia Briggs
#16. God expects the ANC to rule this country because we are the only organisation which was blessed by pastors when it was formed. It is even blessed in Heaven. That is why we will rule until Jesus comes back. We should not allow anyone to govern our city [Cape Town] when we are ruling the country.
Jacob Zuma
#17. I think what I bring to the table is a lot of heart, a lot of energy, and somebody that works hard. Somebody who hates to lose.
Manti Te'o
#18. I hate being in my shoes
...
I am a deadman there!
Deyth Banger
#19. Some of the things I've seen a lot of my female-actress friends who are relatively famous receive - I've seen some hideous things. Like some really, really bad things ... like, the FBI should be contacted immediately.
Elisha Cuthbert
#20. We hugged her to us, she was with us in secret, a giggle; she was lava beneath the crust of daily life.
Margaret Atwood
#22. Never bet anything on men's stupidity and on women's virginity; the former believe they aren't, while the latter believe they might be.
M.F. Moonzajer
#25. I ain't makin' music for the media. I make music for the people in the streets - that want a street level of entertainment. I'm makin' music because I have the streets to feed.
Rick Ross
#26. When you get to play a character that's in love, it's cool.
Josh Hutcherson
#27. I don't like the word 'businesswoman.' Perhaps 'committed mother' would be the best description.
Steffi Graf
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