Top 15 Green Grasshopper Quotes
#1. Commercialism and the mad desire to make money have blotted out everything else, and as a result we are not living, but merely existing.
Joseph Knowles
#2. The one thing I need to leave behind is good memories.
Michael Landon
#3. If you feel someone suspicious is following you, the best thing to do is to talk on your cell phone, Even if you just act as if someone is on the other end, it will make them think twice.
Arthur Mitchell
#4. The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous.
Charlton Heston
#5. Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager."
"Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow.
John Green
#6. Should a writer single out and point his raillery at particular persons, or satirize the miserable, he might be sure of pleasing a great part of his readers, but must be a very ill man if he could please himself.
Joseph Addison
#7. I think when I was young, let's call it high school, and even before that, I just loved comedy, and I loved comedians. I grew up watching Laurel and Hardy. That's really a long time ago. I loved Jerry Lewis. I just loved comedians.
Steve Martin
#8. I longed for literary celebrity even as I saw with my own eyes how little happiness it brought.
Edmund White
#9. With competition there is always ego and hubris ... competition gets in the way of work.
Patrick Dempsey
#10. My dear young fellow,' the Old-Green-Grasshopper said gently, 'there are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven't started wondering about yet.
Roald Dahl
#11. When speculation has done its worst, two and two still make four.
Samuel Johnson
#12. Often we have no time for our friends but all the time in the world for our enemies.
Leon Uris
#13. Neither coquetry nor love is imbued with discretion.
Sophie Arnould
#14. Modern society wanted to believe they were living in the information age, when, in fact, they were living in the misinformation age.
Scott Cook
#15. I have younger friends who don't work, and they aren't doing so well. My secret is to keep going, keep working.
Les Paul
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