Funny Grasshopper Sayings

#1. Lies don't fit snugly into disguises. Eventually the cloak falls off and you're left staring at the naked truth which is always an uncomfortable situation.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#2. In 'Se7en' and 'Fight Club,' Fincher proved his suave mastery of film violence; in Zodiac, his way of clarifying the many clues in a murder thriller. As he showed in 'The Social Network,' the director also knows that no wound is more toxic than a friend's betrayal.

Richard Corliss

#3. I have you here. Why shouldn't I be pleased? (Stryker)
I can think of a million reasons, starting with the fact that I want to kill you more than I want to breathe. As for the others, would you prefer them in order of importance or alphabetically? (Zephyra)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#4. This world is made of darkness and light, my girl, and in the darkest times you have to believe the sun will come again, even if you yourself don't live to see it.

Nancy Kricorian

#5. No means yes in grasshopper language.

Noel Fielding

#6. We've rewritten entire scenes and had them animated twelve hours before the show goes on the air. It's not fun.

Matt Stone

#7. We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

#8. I am not a huge follower of music and tend to like one CD and play it to death, usually when I am washing up.

Martin Parr

#9. A man never forgets his body the way a woman does, because a man is pushing his body, a part of his body, forward, to make the act of love happen. He brings the jut of his body into the act of love, then takes it back, when it has had its way.

Susan Sontag

#10. The gift of independence once granted cannot be lightly taken away again.

Robert Graves