Great Uncle Or Granduncle Quotes

#1. We're young, we're not monsters, no fools: we'll conquer happiness for ourselves.

Ivan Turgenev

#2. The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

Calvin Trillin

#3. People think you have to go through a lot of changes to become a soul singer, You just have to go through life.

Bobby Womack

#4. This side of Eden, whether we realize it or not, we feel the stain on our souls, and at every opportunity, we try to scrub it away with steel-wool guilt.

Dean Koontz

#5. That mama-bear, elegant-and-modest-on-the-outside, hot-as-allfuck-on-the-inside thing was ringing his doorbell. And God help him, he knew it was beyond inappropriate to be making up fuck fantasies about this woman right then but he couldn't help it.

Lauren Dane

#6. Choosing to work in HR is like choosing to work in the complaint department of hell, except way more frustrating, because at least in hell you'd be able to agree that that Satan is a real dick-wagon without having to toe the company line.

Jenny Lawson