Great Golfing Quotes

#1. On golfer Rory McIlroy's collapse in the final round of the 2011 Masters: We had hoped to compare the young Northern Irishman to the great Masters champions but instead had to reach for the compendium of great golfing train wrecks.

Matt Dickinson

#2. I believe in Wendel Clark. We want Wendel to be a prime-time player.

Pat Burns

#3. Live without seeing, but be what you are.

Louis Braille

#4. I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.

Denis Leary

#5. With training and self discipline; clear focus and confidence; problems can be overcome and even lead to unexpected gains

Georges St-Pierre

#6. Maybe it's bullshit, I don't know, but they say van Gough used to eat yellow paint because he thought it would bring some happiness inside of him. They claim he was mad, that it was proof he'd gone crazy, but I don't believe it.

J.M. Darhower

#7. People always assume that things are just handed to me, but I've had to prove myself, every inch of the way.

Madeline Zima

#8. I've always said I'd rather see a club that's won 10 or 12 in a row than a club that's lost 10 or 12 in a row because they're tougher.

Jack McKeon

#9. I'm already someone else, but the person I turn into at these low points is someone I never imagined I could be a few years ago: someone with a hot knot of fury where her heart used to be.

Harriet Lane

#10. Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?"
"Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.

Christine Warren

#11. . . . when a woman has a husband
And you've got none,
Why should she take advice from you?
Even if you can quote Balzac and Shakespeare
And all them other highfalutin' Greeks.

Meredith Willson

#12. In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John Kerry dated Morgan Fairchild, Michelle Phillips, Catherine Oxenberg and Dana Delany. Finally a Democratic presidential candidate with good taste in women.

Jay Leno

#13. In your car you're in your own private world and in the world at large, both at the same time.

A.S.A Harrison

#14. My father served in Vietnam. When I was young he told me that everyone needs an emotional foxhole. A place to hide when life's storms hit.

Richard Paul Evans

#15. The love of my life, Francesca Taymon, stood in front of me, staring into my would with her deep brown eyes.

Felicia Tatum