Great Derangement Quotes

#1. Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.

Norman Ralph Augustine

#2. I don't think I would live outside of the Northwest. I think the quality of life in Portland is really good. People move from intense, high-powered jobs, and move to Portland, work half as much and live twice as good.

Carrie Brownstein

#3. Religions change; beer and wine remain.

Hervey Allen

#4. My mentality is that when I go to sleep at night, I'm a better martial artist than when I woke up in the morning.

Georges St-Pierre

#5. Rather than hanging around like a fart under a duvet.

Ian Rankin

#6. The first stage of widowhood is paperwork.

Adriana Trigiani

#7. It would be Carol, in a thousand cities, a thousand houses, in foreign lands where they would go together, in heaven and in hell.

Patricia Highsmith

#8. When you deal with people, it tends to drag your energy down - if those people are in a lower auric state than you. If you meditate and they don't, then by the end of the day you tend to be more drained.

Frederick Lenz