Greaseball Quotes

#1. If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win.

Dane Cook

#2. Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.

Gaylord Perry

#3. I knew what he meant. It was hard to allow change into your life. We all struggled with it, but without change, the greatest moments would pass you by.

Liz Schulte

#4. I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful

Thom Yorke

#5. Nobody likes children, your mother assured you. That doesn't mean you don't have them.

Junot Diaz

#6. I was rich, if not in money, in sunny hours and summer days ...

Henry David Thoreau

#7. There is no risk involved.

Esther Hicks

#8. If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.

Edmond De Goncourt

#9. He asked for national compulsory health insurance to be funded by payroll deductions. Under the system, all citizens would receive medical and hospital service irrespective of their ability to pay. And

David McCullough

#10. Behave professionally and let any bad feelings out of life!

Enock Maregesi

#11. Above all, as the keynote of all Democratic policy, in passing upon any question, let the controlling aim and ambition be to keep the road open for private enterprise and personal initiative.

John W. Davis

#12. Poetic injustice ... having made over Japan in our own image. The Japanese, ... are now, next to us, the greatest consumers of meat in the world.

Mother Jones