Grand Tutors Quotes

#1. Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

Kevin Bacon

#2. Now, then, in order to understand white supremacy we must dismiss the fallacious notion that white people can give anybody their freedom.

Stokely Carmichael

#3. It perhaps might be said
if any one dared
that the most worthless literature of the world has been that which has been written by the men of one nation concerning the men of another.

Stephen Crane

#4. And never mind that the lessons he meant to be helpful, his students always make people miserable with, and flunk anybody that disagrees with them!

John Barth

#5. There was a boy in my building who was my best friend when I was growing up. There was also a mysterious person on my corner who we called the Laughing Man.

Rebecca Stead

#6. I am most right because I realize I am most wrong

Markus R

#7. They took a baseball bat and whacked open his head. Mummy Boy fell to the ground; he finally was dead. Inside of his head were no candy or prizes, just a few stray beetles of various sizes.

Tim Burton

#8. The first question we usually ask new parents is : "Is it a boy or a girl ?".
There is a great answer to that one going around : "We don't know ; it hasn't told us yet." Personally, I think no question containing "either/or" deserves a serious answer, and that includes the question of gender.

Kate Bornstein

#9. Marketing that works is marketing that people choose to notice.

Seth

#10. I was critical of the Israeli government, however, for not being prepared for the move. One does not uproot thousands of people without planning in advance what will be done with them. This was a political and human error in which the government functioned poorly.

Norman Lamm

#11. The aloha spirit is real simple. You give and you give and you give ... and you give from here (the heart), until you have nothing else to give.

Rell Sunn

#12. If abortion isn't wrong, then nothing is wrong.

Mother Teresa

#13. We have a tendency to think everyone's idiotic and everyone's only doing something idiotic, and the world is controlled by a not-so-secret group of morons. There's great truth in that, I suppose, but then it's also not true.

John Malkovich

#14. You were unsure which pain is worse
the shock of what happened or the ache for what never will.

Simon Van Booy

#15. We're at a moment where people are rediscovering their ability to design, to create (engineer)and in essence, to become a true maker.

Brit Morin