Grammer Humor Quotes

#1. Although the flagship brand, Pepsi-Cola, has always been second to Coca-Cola, the Frito-Lay division is ten times larger than its largest competitor, Diamond Foods, Inc., of San Francisco. Its products take up whole aisles at Walmart.

John Seabrook

#2. For I am divided for love's sake, for the chance of union.

Aleister Crowley

#3. When we are kids, we imagine that to define ourselves or to find ourselves means charting your own individuality, making your own destiny, and actually running away from your parents and your home and what you grew up with. Of course, as the years go on, we come to find that we become our parents.

Pico Iyer

#4. The refined punishments of the spiritual mode are usually much more indecent and dangerous than a good smack.

D.H. Lawrence

#5. The universe knows my place in life much better than I do.

Nina Montgomery

#6. Magic is the science of the jungle.

Carl Jung

#7. Self-loathing is man's effort to sweep the moon of footprints.

Joseph Grammer

#8. I spent a lot of time listening to people. But it's also true that I liked details and listening to people when I was a bartender and when I was a waitress and probably when I was a babysitter as well. I suspect that's part of what drew me to psychotherapy rather than the other way around.

Amy Bloom

#9. We ought, in humanity, no more to despise a man for the misfortunes of the mind than for those of the body, when they are such as he cannot help; were this thoroughly considered we should no more laugh at a man for having his brains cracked than for having his head broke.

Alexander Pope

#10. The law discovers the disease, and the gospel the physician.

Thomas Boston

#11. The ability to understand people is a choice.

John C. Maxwell

#12. At night, when all melted into a uniform blackness, Hrathen could almost see Elantris's grandeur.

Brandon Sanderson

#13. Indeed, the Englishman's history of New England commences only when it ceases to be New France.

Henry David Thoreau