Top 15 Goris Ruka Quotes
#1. It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.
Si Robertson
#4. The most intelligent thing we can do is love, not reason.
Barry Lopez
#6. The bar looked like a place where meth-addicted rats went to die.
J.L. Bryan
#7. My first performance was in AP Calculus when they forced me up into the front of the classroom and made me sing a song, which was really scary, but it was fun.
Kina Grannis
#8. Let me put it this way: I don't plan to retire. What would I do, become a brain surgeon? I mean, a brain surgeon can retire and write novels, but a novelist can't retire and do brain surgery - or at least he better not.
Alan Furst
#9. The mobster came by my establishment and said I needed protection. "Nope," I replied, "I've already got protection." Then I showed him how I wear a rubber glove over my penis, with my shaft sliding perfectly in the pinky finger slot.
Jarod Kintz
#10. Who was Florinda, and why did she faint so often that she needed a special couch on which to do it?
Caroline B. Cooney
#12. Your cause of sorrow must not be measured by his worth, for then it hath no end.
William Shakespeare
#13. I am an immigrant with a Green Card and, therefore, I am not eligible to vote in a federal election.
David Byrne
#14. that's provided by only a handful of products; however,
William Davis
#15. Going away from the people who ate shadows for breakfast and steam for lunch and vapors for dinner.
Ray Bradbury
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