Goon Show Sayings

#1. My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought.

Brendon Urie

#2. Haruhi: Whaddaya think I am?!
The Twins: To us? Why that's obvious
a toy!

Bisco Hatori

#3. I love romantic comedies. I love romantic movies. I'm kind of a sucker for them, and, sort of end up crying at the end of them all, like a child.

Elijah Wood

#4. I pity him who refuses to leave the minatory of his refutable Judgments and still insisting on producing his light to lit our worlds.

Annie Ali

#5. You see I've been taking these tests to tell when I'm ovulating and when I'm mostfertile. And well ... it's now."
"Oh, so you came up here for a fuck?"
Emma cringed. "Do you always have to be so crude?"
He chuckled. "I'm sorry. Would you prefer I call it an afternoon delight?" he teased.

Katie Ashley

#6. Life is the art of being well deceived; and in order that the deception may succeed it must be habitual and uninterrupted.

William Hazlitt

#7. A gentleman accepts the responsibility of his actions and bears the burden of their consequences.

William Faulkner