Good Prank Call Quotes

#1. Will's bent over the bed, taking Patrick's slamming cock, saying, "Everyone says married sex is boring, but this...this is amazing!" Patrick

Leta Blake

#2. Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.

Seth MacFarlane

#3. Our age knows better ... What was formerly merely sickly now becomes indecent - it is indecent to be a Christian today.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#4. Plato claimed that we were all joined to someone else once, we were humans with four arms and four legs, and a head of two faces, but we were so powerful we threatened to topple the Gods. So they split us from our sole mates down the middle, and doomed us to live forever without our counterparts

Sarah Crossan

#5. And my religious hunger, now invents God
To make them a frame, to fill the void.

Then my silly pious sense of harmony
Loudly rejoices in orderly actuality

But already, my fierce rebellion, the best poet
Calmly sharpens a knife on the stone of my heart.

Rafal Wojaczek

#6. If in doubt, take drugs.

Sarah Lotz

#7. Those magicians who object to the use of blood, have endeavored to replace it with incense. But, the bloody sacrifice, though more dangerous, is more efficacious. And for nearly all purposes, human sacrifice is the best.

Aleister Crowley

#8. Very social people tend to be lonely.

Elizabeth Maguire