Good Fortune Cookies Quotes

#1. You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune cookies with 'Confucius say' or the Nietzsche guy from Mystery Men that's always saying 'when you walk on the ground, the ground walks on you.

Amanda Hocking

#2. My feelings have changed about ballroom dancing because when I am mad I can dance to blow some steam off. Dancing is fun because you can dance to tunes like 'Hit the Road Jack'.

David

#3. Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.

Mason Cooley

#4. All objects, all phases of culture are alive. They have voices. They speak of their history and interrelatedness. And they are all talking at once!

Camille Paglia

#5. Choose Your Tears
If we cry over spilled milk,
what tears will be left over for spilled blood?

Beryl Dov

#6. We actually did quite a lot of comedy on 'Xena'. The whole show was very tongue-in-cheek.

Lucy Lawless

#7. But in the great demoralization of the land he kept up his appearance. That's backbone.

Joseph Conrad

#8. Quite often, people who build big businesses don't believe anyone else can run them, and you end up with an old rascal in their 70s and no one to take them on. I could name several - and I won't - who put themselves in that invidious position.

Peter Hargreaves

#9. This is the kind of detail that is forbidden in literature; in a book, no one would dare combine a full moon with Frank Sinatra. The problem with fiction is that it must seem credible, while reality seldom is.

Isabel Allende

#10. What would the future of man be if it were devoid of memory?

Elie Wiesel

#11. All powerful souls have kindred with each other

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#12. Something in me broke and I was never the same thereafter.

Barbara W. Tuchman

#13. I'm a Dom over subs. You have subs?" I shrugged a shoulder. "Are you available?" "Oh fuck!" He literally giggled, like he couldn't believe his good fortune cookies.

Lucian Bane

#14. Words in the air blow away as soon as you say them, but words on paper last forever

Vince Vawter

#15. The point of civilization is to be civilized; the purpose of action is to perpetuate society, for only in society can philosophy truly take place.

Iain Pears

#16. My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.

Michael Sheen

#17. Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.

Yao Ming

#18. Anyway Ri Ri what rhymes wit your name really? Money got you vacationing in Chile

Nicki Minaj

#19. Patience, young grasshopper," he teased. "Good things come to those who wait." "How very wise of you," I teased back.
Russ shrugged. "I eat a lot of fortune cookies.

Kelly Oram

#20. I knew I couldn't solve it. Because I couldn't figure out what made her drink when things were going well.

David Gest