Good Cigars Quotes

#1. I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

Ron White

#2. You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey - the sacred incense of the drinking man.

Bruce Aidells

#3. There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.

Ron White

#4. You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job.

Thomas P. O'Neill

#5. Besides, he was a philosopher; he smoked a good many cigars over his disappointment, and in the
fulness of time he got used to it.

Henry James

#6. A country whose buildings are of wood, can never increase in its improvements to any considerable degree ... Whereas when buildings are of durable materials, every new edifice is an actual and permanent acquisition to the state, adding to its value as well as to its ornament.

Thomas Jefferson

#7. It is often stated that when an Angel descends to the earth, it brings with it a part of the light of the heavens, thus perhaps explaining the strong association of white to represent that light ...

James R. Lewis

#8. I would never want to discourage anyone from listening to the news, heaven forfend. But I thought, you know, when I'm recommending music to people I like to recommend stuff that I think they'll like.

Stephen W. Thompson

#9. No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.

Mark Twain

#10. There's two lanes running down this road which ever side your on, accounts for where you want to go or what you're running from.

Mary Chapin Carpenter

#11. If Jack had followed him instead of trying to reclaim his car, he would undoubtedly have voiced his disappointment that they were not yet shooting laser cannons. Frankly, Richard thought dodging the police's bullets would be problematic enough.

Alexander Ferrick

#12. It varies by community. At (one local community) we've never offered them. But at most communities, we offer 2 or 3 percent off base price.

Roger Lewis

#13. If your company disappeared, would it leave a gaping hole that could not easily be filled by any other enterprise on the planet?

James C. Collins

#14. Make no mistake, if the payroll-tax cut is extended, it will become permanent. Social Security will become another welfare program as the tie between what someone pays and what they receive gets broken.

Ari Fleischer

#15. We sat down on a bench within good view, and began to smoke cigars so as to attract as little attention as possible.

Bram Stoker

#16. Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

George Burns

#17. When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Bernie Mac

#18. The decisions you make about your work life are especially important, since most people spend more of their waking lives working than doing anything else. Your choices will affect, not only yourself and those closest to you, but in some way the whole world.

Laurence Boldt

#19. Brother, I am too old to go again to my travels.

Charles II Of England

#20. You know, I'm not really any good at working out when people are flirting with me. And I think I'm too flirtatious with people I'm trying not to flirt with! What I am good at is making people feel uncomfortable. I don't want to but it always ends up happening!

Josh Hartnett

#21. Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

George Burns

#22. New media companies look remarkably like the old ones they aspire to replace: male, pale, and privileged.

Astra Taylor

#23. Seriousness is an accident of time. It consists of putting too high a value on time. In eternity there is no time. Eternity is a moment, just long enough for a joke

Hermann Hesse

#24. A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

Franz Liszt

#25. There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter.

Franklin Pierce Adams

#26. You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.

P. J. O'Rourke