Golf Life Lessons Quotes

#1. I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.

Zach Braff

#2. It is the glory of God to conceal a thing: but the honour of kings is to search out a matter.

Solomon

#3. You must strive with all possible care to please God in such a manner as neither to do nor behold anything, without first consulting Him, and in everything to seek Him alone and His glory.

Alphonsus Rodriguez

#4. Keeping ridiculous hours doesn't mean you'll be successful.

Tony Dungy

#5. There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

Paul Reubens

#6. Life without a partner will be different but it can still be good.

Nancy Goldner

#7. The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to rock it good on a horse's ass. I like to rock it real hard. I love to rock it all the way to Russia. I like to kick out the Jazz and kick it out all the way.

Wesley Willis

#8. And 5:25 when the screaming started outside the main gate.

William Goldman

#9. I found golf late in life, in 1990. I took some lessons and struggled. Then one day, I hit a drive that was so crisp and clean, with no vibration. There's no feeling like it. I was hooked.

Dennis Quaid

#10. My best score ever is 103, but I've only been playing 15 years.

Alex Karras

#11. There are so many lessons in life that can be learned through golf. I am not afraid to say that I am still learning some of them and probably will continue for some time.

Paula Creamer

#12. The real beauty of it - key to my life was playing key chords on a banjo. For somebody else it may be a golf club that mom and dad put in their hands or a baseball or ballet lessons. Real gift to give to me and put it in writing.

Vince Gill

#13. IF A MAN is forced to choose between the truth and his father, only a fool chooses the truth.

Greg Iles

#14. There are no shortcuts on the quest for perfection.

Ben Hogan