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Top 30 God Must Be Crazy Quotes

#1. If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy. - Author: Robert Fulghum
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#2. When you think about it, what's the difference between Bobby Knight and Vince Lombardi? Why is one guy a god, and the other guy is regarded as a crazy man? - Author: Brian Dennehy
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#3. I have crazy claustrophobic dreams, weird elevator dreams where the elevator closes in and all of a sudden I am lying down - oh my God, it's a casket. Just freaky stuff like that. - Author: Dave Grohl
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#4. We leaders should leave the tradition that we have become crazy for God. - Author: Sun Myung Moon
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#5. I love you, you know," Mimi said. "You make me crazy, but God help me Jack, I do."
"I love you too," he replied. - Author: Melissa De La Cruz
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#6. God is the only being who is good, and the standards are set by Him. Because God hates sin, He has to punish those guilty of sin. Maybe that's not an appealing standard. But to put it bluntly, when you get your own universe, you can make your own standards. - Author: Francis Chan
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#7. Ash held one finger up. "OK. Now listen-"
Mary-Lynnette kicked him in the shins. She knew it was inapporopriate, she knew it was uncalled-for, but she couldn't stop herself. She just had to.
"Oh, for God's sake," Ash said, hopping backward. "Are you crazy? - Author: L.J.Smith
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#8. What happened to the Ford?" "God, Gloria made me sell it. Supposedly, I had too much independence - that's the new theory, that I ran off because of independence. Also, she wants me to see a shrink. She's convinced that anyone who wouldn't want to live with her has to be crazy. - Author: W. Bruce Cameron
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#9. Here's a scary thought: What if God called you to give beyond your comfort level? Would you be afraid? Would you try to explain it away or dismiss it as impractical? And in the process, would you miss out on a harvest opportunity for which God had explicitly prospered you in the first place? - Author: Andy Stanley
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#10. You're crazy, Dylan. Oh, my God, you proposed marriage with index cards? No one else in the world would do that. Yes. Yes, Yes! If you ask me a thousand times, then every single time I'll say yes. - Author: Charles Sheehan-Miles
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#11. For only crazy people would think they could complete by their own efforts what was begun by God. If you weren't smart enough or strong enough to begin it, how do you suppose you could perfect it? - Author: Eugene H. Peterson
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#12. For the Christian mystics, detachment meant to leave attachment so that God could enter you and take over completely and you could climb the ladder to their heaven. Kind of crazy, but what the hell? - Author: Gerald Stern
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#13. God seems to have a kind of laid-back management style I'm not crazy about. - Author: David Foster Wallace
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#14. The kind of people claiming to be in
communication with God today ... they are enough to drive a real Christian crazy! And how about these evangelical types, performing miracles for money? Oh, there's big bucks in interpreting the gospel for idiots-or in having idiots interpret the gospel for you - Author: John Irving
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#15. God, I'm so glad you're mine, - Author: Rachel Robinson
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#16. It is closer to the truth to say that God is crazy than that God is reasonable. I suspect God merely smiles when someone calls him crazy, but shakes His head and frowns when someone calls Him reasonable. - Author: Peter Kreeft
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#17. He who desires solitude is either an animal or a god. - Author: Francis Bacon
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#18. Am I going crazy? Am I supposed to believe that God is a big black woman with a questionable sense of humor? - Author: William Paul Young
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#19. I have not been called
to the wisdom of this world,
but to a God who's calling out to me
And even though the world may think
I'm losing touch with reality,
it would be crazy
to choose this world over eternity. - Author: MercyMe
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#20. If God were to appear in my room, obviously I would be in awe, but I don't think I would be humble. I might cry, but I think he would dig me like crazy. - Author: Marc Bolan
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#21. God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell. - Author: Adam Sandler
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#22. God had sucked Leo off in the shower when his hard-on wouldn't go away. He couldn't take his eyes off the big man as water sluiced down his body, weaving over all those muscles. Day knew he had it bad, he was crazy about God. As - Author: A.E. Via
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#23. The movie industry is full of crazy people who think that they are god. - Author: Anthony Hopkins
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#24. A few mad exaggerations, alright, within a couple of days: swear to fucking god, they were like throwing grenades and pulling out all kinds of crazy knackery, it was out of control. Whatever. As if the story, if big enough, reflected glory on the teller. - Author: China Mieville
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#25. It's kind of spooky when you are caught talking to God everybody thinks you're nuts. They used to call you a prophet. - Author: Paul Zindel
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#26. I love breasts. I love the female shape. It's crazy - you can have movie posters with men with machine guns but, oh, God forbid you show the nipples! That never ceases to amaze me. - Author: Helena Christensen
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#27. Everyone thinks their family is the craziest family in the world. Like, 'My God, my family's crazy!' - Author: Garret Dillahunt
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#28. It is crazy to postulate a trillion (causally unconnected) universes to explain the features of one universe, when postulating one entity (God) will do the job. - Author: Richard Swinburne
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#29. Yeah. I told you he was crazy, right? I heard he does some weird stuff at home, too.' He said it with a conspiratorial stage whisper. 'Like mowing his lawn, and trimming his peonies.'

'Peonies?' I balked. 'God, he really is a freak. - Author: Francesca Zappia
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#30. I think, living in America, we're so bombarded with God all the time that in certain ways I'm making statements against that bombardment, you know? I think it's crazy. I mean, I don't believe in God. I don't believe in anything. But I still think about it. And I still write about it. - Author: James Frey
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