Glendon Swarthout Quotes

#1. Tears were a women's guns, to be shed when no other weapon would work.

Glendon Swarthout

#2. Everyone is against Harry (Truman) except the people.

Clark Griffith

#3. Unless you are educated in metaphor, you are not safe to be let loose in the world.

Robert Frost

#4. I would bet the most perfect peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich ever assembled that there are more well-adjusted people around today than people who aren't and I think it is damn tragic more of us do not appear in books. 3 symbiosis, n.

Glendon Swarthout

#5. TV," I said, "do you believe in God?" "I believe," he said, "in Walt Disney." "You too!" We had clicked.

Glendon Swarthout

#6. The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next.

Glendon Swarthout

#7. You shut your door to these poor women," he said so they could hear him, "and you'll answer for it the rest of your lives. You won't sleep. You'll choke on drinks. The food you eat'll block up your bowels and you'll die of your own shit.

Glendon Swarthout

#8. Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

Alan King

#9. If others fell by the wayside, dear women and strong, loved by men, how had she, single and unloved, kept her sanity?

Glendon Swarthout

#10. She'd give him time, then logic. Men's minds were like wooden axles. Now and then they needed grease.

Glendon Swarthout

#11. She whispered. Robb looked at her as if she'd gone mad. "Mother, stay here. I'll come back as soon as the fire's out." He ran then. She heard him shout to the guards outside the room, heard them descending together in a wild rush, taking the stairs two and three at a time.

George R R Martin

#12. Mr. Young hadn't had to quiet a screaming baby for years. H'ed never been much good at it to start with. He'd always respected Sir Winston Churchill, and patting small versions of him on the bottom had always seemed ungracious.

Terry Pratchett

#13. An efficient militia is authorized and contemplated by the Constitution and required by the spirit and safety of free government.

James Madison

#14. When the movie starts playing on TV and DVD, that's when you really see what the movie is.

Adam McKay

#15. Plus I think it would be good for men to know they have limits.

Glendon Swarthout

#16. Like blind boys they found each other, and confirmed each other, and through the FM of the flesh they sent to one another impulses of courage and affection.

Glendon Swarthout

#17. Ask the way to the Ladies Room and you're "processed." Freedom of choice, my backside.

Glendon Swarthout

#18. It was as though the great black bird which had all the night nested the egg of the earth lifted its wings and let light under and then with gigantic thrust of pinion flew upwards and it was day.

Glendon Swarthout