Top 35 Glanville Quotes

#1. She would do whatever she had to, even make this man's life a living hell if it were required, and judging by the arrogance of Thomas Glanville, that possibility was quite likely.

Tamara Hughes

Glanville Quotes #373012
#2. If I could peer into a crystal ball, I imagine I would see an ever-growing list of canceled tours, concerts, and appearances in her future, for fear of leaving her husband home alone.

Brandi Glanville

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#3. In Beverly Hills, the higher you climb, the farther you fall.

Brandi Glanville

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#4. I don't have a ton of respect for that woman, and I'm not that good at faking "nice".

Brandi Glanville

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#5. If you discover your partner is cheating, drink like it's your last party, blame everyone else for your problems, let "binging" be your new favorite hobby, and, by all means, FUCKING PANIC.

Brandi Glanville

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#6. He kept telling me his affair was over, but I kept catching him in lies. He wouldn't shake this woman, and I simply could not trust him anymore.

Brandi Glanville

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#7. My mother taught me three simple truths in this world that everyone should recognize: everybody has been dumped; everybody has a bad day; and everybody hates anal (unless you're gay ... even then it's a maybe). These are truths, people.

Brandi Glanville

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#8. No matter how old you are, there's no cozier feeling than to have your mom take care of you.

Brandi Glanville

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#9. I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but that's the great part: I don't have to be.

Brandi Glanville

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#10. I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him.

Jerry Glanville

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#11. At the end of the day, we need to do whatever it takes to move on. Don't be ashamed of any decision you make, and stay strong.

Brandi Glanville

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#12. I had yet to learn that while there's nothing wrong with elevating your partner, that should not come at the cost of your own identity.

Brandi Glanville

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#13. People shouldn't feel as if it were this terrible thing to recognize a problem, recognize that they're mistreating themselves and the people around them, and want to get help.

Brandi Glanville

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#14. As history of any kind will tell us, when human beings get an opportunity to express their individual selves, a few selves will go completely over the top.

Doug Glanville

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#15. I had spent a year and a half in a total fucking tailspin, and guess what? I needed it. My life had shattered around me, and I needed to fall off deep end for a while.

Brandi Glanville

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#16. If you're a pro coach, NFL stands for 'Not for long.

Jerry Glanville

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#17. Miserable people love to make other people miserable. I don't hate them, I just feel sorry for them.

Brandi Glanville

Glanville Quotes #1691212
#18. I had stopped doing anything for myself. I no longer felt like an individual because for thirteen years, I was one-half of a we.

Brandi Glanville

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#19. Sometimes you need to lose yourself to truly find yourself again. But at the end of the day, you have to know when to wake the fuck up and get on with your life.

Brandi Glanville

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#20. It sounds bizarre, but I sort of understood why some people would cause physical harm to themselves when going through emotionally difficult times. Physical pain can make you forget just about everything else.

Brandi Glanville

Glanville Quotes #33766
#21. Overindulgence can be a good thing - especially when it teaches you what you don't need.

Brandi Glanville

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#22. You run the football for toughness. You run the ball to tell your opponent that you're as tough as they are. But you throw the ball to ring the bell.

Jerry Glanville

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#23. I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.

Brandi Glanville

Glanville Quotes #150663
#24. When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail.

Brandi Glanville

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#25. The most surprising thing about breaking up is that you already know how to do it. Everything you need to know, you learned in kindergarten. Yours should always be better than his (especially when it comes to lawyers).

Brandi Glanville

Glanville Quotes #217168
#26. Given everything he'd put me through, he was seriously lucky that's all I took a knife to. Don't think I didn't fantasize about going all Lorena Bobbitt on his ass.

Brandi Glanville

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#27. Today's "housewife" is a sassy, clever, opinionated woman who faces challenges head-on and never shies from telling it like it is
all the while hoping to create a happy "home life," regardless of what kind of home she has and who lives there.

Brandi Glanville

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#28. He's hidden behind lies and half-truths his entire life, so anytime he's faced with brutal honesty, he runs. It's just his nature.

Brandi Glanville

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#29. And finally, always remember that the other person started it.

Brandi Glanville

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#30. I'm supposed to eat shit with a fork and a knife and say thank you when I'm done swallowing this crap?

Brandi Glanville

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#31. He can be a great player in this league if he learns how to say two words: "I'm full."

Jerry Glanville

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#32. The moral of the story couldn't be clearer: you already know if your partner is fucking around behind your back, you just need to decide if you're done being a doormat. You need to wake up one morning and decide that those rose-colored glasses are so last fucking season.

Brandi Glanville

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#33. Time served does not guarantee maturity.

Doug Glanville

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#34. It doesn't matter who you are, what you do, or where you live, everybody struggles from time to time. It's not the struggles that define you; it's how you overcome them.

Brandi Glanville

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#35. Friends for life. These are the men and women that I cherish. Come rain or storm, we will always be there for one another. Maybe that's the silver lining after having to deal with shitty people: you can truly appreciate the good ones.

Brandi Glanville

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