Girlfriend Lying Quotes

#1. I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.

Doug Benson

#2. I do not intend to dispute in any way the need for defence cuts and the need for government spending cuts in general. I do not share a not in my backyard approach to government spending reductions.

Stephen Harper

#3. My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.

Edith Sitwell

#4. I recall once saying that when I had given the same lecture several times I couldn't help feeling that they really ought to know it by now.

John Edensor Littlewood

#5. I slowly climbed back to my feet, walked back into the emergency department through the silently swishing glass doors, and, covered in my girlfriend's blood, lied perfectly for the first time in my life.
I tried to stop her.

Maggie Stiefvater

#6. No dream symbol can be separated from the individual who dreams it, and there is no definite or straightforward interpretation of any dream.

Carl Jung

#7. The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend.

Justin Bieber

#8. When he bit into the flesh there softly, I almost accused him right there of lying to me about me being his first girlfriend, because he was way too good at this.

Shelly Crane

#9. Don't depend too much on anyone ...

Ibn Taymiyyah

#10. I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I've met her neighbor, he's a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though ...

Anthony Jeselnik