Ghetto Christmas Sayings

#1. I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now.

Larry Hagman

#2. The word 'happiness' always bothered me, partly because it was scientifically unwieldy and meant a lot of different things to different people, and also because it's subjective.

Martin Seligman

#3. Nature will forgive those who accept their own mistakes and not blame God for them. When God is not the doer of anything at all, one takes on grave liability by saying that God did it.

Dada Bhagwan

#4. To be a human is to state the obvious

Matt Haig

#5. As a young man, my father taught me a valuable lesson: never be afraid to accept a handout. Not a hand-up, mind you, as hand-ups invariably entail doing some sort of "work" at some later point. That shit's flat-out distasteful.

Nathan Rabin

#6. I'm tired of reading about history, I want to make it.

Mario Savio

#7. I thought I was bothering you," she said. "I thought you were just humoring me.

Rainbow Rowell

#8. Charity should begin at home, but should not stay there.

Phillips Brooks

#9. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it.

Ben Stein

#10. Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician.

Kurt Vonnegut

#11. A story can take you through a whole process of searching, seeking, confronting, through conflicts, and then to a resolution. As the storyteller and the listener, we go through a story together.

Maxine Hong Kingston

#12. Doing the same character over and over, it gets boring.

Denis Leary