Getting Slapped Quotes

#1. I grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or falling out of a chair, or running into a door, or tripping over their own feet and eating it, is all stuff I find really, really funny.

Thomas Sadoski

#2. Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Carroll Bryant

#3. I'm not very good at taking compliments. It's better than getting slapped in the face, I suppose.

Jeremy Renner

#4. On the day of the hunt I came to know in the slick center of my bones this one thing: all animals kill to survive, and we are animals.

Barbara Kingsolver

#5. When it comes to cooking pasta, the first essential is to make sure you have a big enough pot: it needs room to roll in the water while cooking.

Yotam Ottolenghi

#6. The habit of arguing in support of atheism, whether it be done from conviction or in pretense, is a wicked and impious practice.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#7. We'll engage in pretty extreme violence in the world but, you know, the one thing that comes to humans as easily as eating or breathing or sleeping, is sex.

Mark Ruffalo

#8. At five I was already a feminist, and nobody used the word in Chile yet.

Isabel Allende

#9. I'd like to see someone try to make Cush Jumbo up. It's my real name.

Cush Jumbo

#10. It's fun to be at the edges, and tough to be squeezed in between.

Bart Decrem

#11. But O, how bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes.

William Shakespeare

#12. She picked up the ballpoint pen lying on the table, and played with it for a few seconds, but then she looked at the clock again. It had done its job: in the five minutes since her last look, it had advanced five minutes' worth.

Haruki Murakami

#13. The wild, cruel beast is not behind the bars of the cage. He is in front of it.

Axel Munthe

#14. It's hard for me to listen to any actors whine or moan about anything acting-related because look at the world. We really have nothing to complain about. Just to be working is a blessing.

Dan Byrd

#15. Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers." She slapped my back. "Welcome to high school.

Harlan Coben

#16. That's true. That's so true. Serial killers don't wear seersucker

Linda P. Kozar