Getting Older Humor Quotes

#1. I didn't care much what happened to me, so chance didn't matter.

Alice Notley

#2. I'm a very private person. What I did in the past or what somebody heard me do or has a bootleg of me doing ... well, if you have a bootleg, then I did it.

Mark Lanegan

#3. Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough

Derek Landy

#4. If you want to watch two guys knock hell out of each other, watch us.

Ricky Hatton

#5. My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career.

Tracy Morgan

#6. The commencement of true happiness is the realization that your happiness begins with you.

Ogwo David Emenike

#7. O Love! what hours were thine and mine, In lands of palm and southern pine; In lands of palm, of orange-blossom, Of olive, aloe, and maize and vine!

Alfred Lord Tennyson

#8. He's getting older," Charles said darkly. "Shall I hit him with my walker or my oxygen tank?

Suzanne Brockmann

#9. There are many good things about getting older, but no one knows what they are.

Daniel Gilbert

#10. The bride's getting ready to toss her bouquet, so get me up there! Mom said the day after she turned 96.

June Shaw

#11. As I grow older, I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.

H. Rider Haggard

#12. I've always been a creative person since I was young. I enjoyed art, museums, plays, but it wasn't until I was about 10 that my mother encouraged me to choose a career, and it was acting.

Sufe Bradshaw

#13. Of course one worries about getting older - we're all fearful of death, let's not kid ourselves. I'm simply not panicking as my laugh lines grow deeper. Who wants a face with no history, no sense of humor?

Cate Blanchett

#14. Pigpen leans against the railing and nails me with his stare. "This is the second time you've gone AWOL on the club. Let me tell you, that shit got old the first time. Next time I fucking text to see if you're alive, you text back.

Katie McGarry

#15. He put his hand on his forehead and scoured the French department of his memory for a word. He knew it was in there. He'd put it in almost fifty years before and hadn't had cause to remove it. But for the life of him he couldn't find it.

Colin Cotterill

#16. I'm wondering if they haven't reported all the people with MS, because if all of the cases were reported, the government would have to step in and give more financial aid to us.

Teri Garr

#17. I love In-N-Out Burgers!

Jennifer Morrison

#18. You get tired of always wondering anew why life has to take the place of youth.

Gary Lutz