Top 62 Geraldo Quotes
#1. According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama also has a gun, this could work out okay.
Jay Leno
#2. Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.
Jay Leno
#3. There have been two Geraldo Riveras through his long career. One of them was a reporter who has done some remarkable work. The other was a television show host who did what it took to get an audience.
Brit Hume
#4. Yes, I'm supposed to go back to New York to do Geraldo, and we're going to be doing The Tonight Show.
Bobby Sherman
#5. Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.'
Conan O'Brien
#6. Geraldo Rivera says Osama bin Laden is hiding out in Pakistan ... which means the most hated man in Afghanistan is now Geraldo Rivera.
Conan O'Brien
#7. Geraldo has been in Lebanon. He has done some excellent reporting out of there, and of course, we now know by virtue of the president's speech on Tuesday night that the terrorist organizations that operate in that area are now on the list.
Brit Hume
#8. I'm delighted to carry on in the tradition of the great reporters like Edward R. Murrow, Ernie Pyle, and Geraldo Rivera to probe vitally important issues of the day, starting with whether I'm Hispanic or Latino.
Al Madrigal
#9. Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.'
Conan O'Brien
#10. The United States Central Command of the Armed Forces has asked Geraldo Rivera to leave Iraq. It should also be noted that the only three other people that the U.S. military has asked to leave Iraq are Saddam Hussein and his two sons.
Jon Stewart
#11. When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.
Geraldo Rivera
#12. The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen ... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
Geraldo Rivera
#13. There are plenty of towns in America where the 4-year-old has shot his 2-year-old sister by using daddy's gun.
Geraldo Rivera
#14. I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.
Geraldo Rivera
#15. I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.
Geraldo Rivera
#16. If I've done anything, I've brought passion to television.
Geraldo Rivera
#17. This is a sleaze bag murdering dog and he [O.J. Simpson] has played us for fools. And the worst thing he did was exacerbate the racial divide in this country. He divided black and white America.
Geraldo Rivera
#18. I like Chris Christie also. I like him a lot as a person. He didn't do anything to help me when I thinking of running for senate in New Jersey. But I give him a little slack.
Geraldo Rivera
#19. Latinos are just like everybody else. There are conservatives. There are moderates. There are liberals.
Geraldo Rivera
#20. I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.
Geraldo Rivera
#21. I would argue [Donald]Trump is the [Barack] Obama of this election cycle.
Geraldo Rivera
#22. I love cops. I think you have to walk in their shoes to understand, you know when they use violence, Michael Brown in Ferguson, a classic case.
Geraldo Rivera
#23. Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to come around and whack you. You've got to be prepared.
Geraldo Rivera
#24. I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I am passionate for what I do, courageous in the face of peril, honest and straightforward.
Geraldo Rivera
#25. I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous land. But with a Puerto Rican father and a Jewish mother, I would probably be better suited as mayor of New York.
Geraldo Rivera
#26. To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting in the hot sun, when you see these poor people, you cannot help but being compassionate or affected.
Geraldo Rivera
#28. The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.
Geraldo Rivera
#29. Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.
Geraldo Rivera
#30. Michelle Malkin is the most vile, hateful commentator I've ever met in my life. She actually believes that neighbors should start snitching out neighbors, and we should be deporting people. It's good she's in D.C. and I'm in New York. I'd spit on her if I saw her.
Geraldo Rivera
#31. The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that its whole reputation has eroded, their circulation is down, and their profits are down.
Geraldo Rivera
#32. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin's death as George Zimmerman was.
Geraldo Rivera
#35. One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend on the system to keep working. What would happen if the terrorists do it? Knock down the power, destroy bridges, cut the water supply?
Geraldo Rivera
#36. Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want to stay there, take the risk.
Geraldo Rivera
#37. I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters particularly to not let their children go out wearing hoodies.
Geraldo Rivera
#38. Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.
Geraldo Rivera
#39. Am I the only one who thinks Nancy Grace's relentless cheer leading for Jodi Arias' death gross & excessive? The anchor as executioner?!
Geraldo Rivera
#40. I think that the, Ted Cruz is not even a natural-born citizen, argument will resonate for at least the next few weeks.
Geraldo Rivera
#41. With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each story, I am looking forward to covering the stories in the human dimension and impart the passion and visceral reactions the audience seeks.
Geraldo Rivera
#43. That is entirely fitting I'm sure, but I personally can't get over the memory of 2005. When Michael Jackson stood essentially alone and accused and convicted in the minds of many of the most perverse crime.
Geraldo Rivera
#45. The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.
Geraldo Rivera
#46. Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be exchanged for Israeli expansion into the West Bank to include most of East Jerusalem.
Geraldo Rivera
#48. It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.
Geraldo Rivera
#49. Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.
Geraldo Rivera
#50. I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.
Geraldo Rivera
#51. There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it will have half the population. They may create a sort of Disneyland at the French Quarter for tourists. The rest I don't know.
Geraldo Rivera
#52. This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important than how it began. However you feel about the war, you have to be compassionate and loving towards our troops.
Geraldo Rivera
#53. Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.
Geraldo Rivera
#54. There is no doubt in my view that Donald Trump will be the Republican nominee.
Geraldo Rivera
#55. Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little underlings came and went. The PR person came and went. It was just Michael and me and the kids. And it was very interesting.
Geraldo Rivera
#57. Hip-hop has done more damage to black and brown people than racism in the last 10 years,
Geraldo Rivera
#59. McKinney, Texas is the number one place to live in the country. It's certainly the number place to live in Texas according to Forbes and all these other. Wonderfully integrated, it's upscale.
Geraldo Rivera
#60. The Jewish people, for their tiny numbers, have done superbly. They don't need me. They have Einstein. They have everybody - Maury Povich.
Geraldo Rivera
#61. The killer bees have gone, like rats deserting the Titanic.
Geraldo Rivera
#62. Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
Geraldo Rivera
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