George Dennison Prentice Quotes

#1. If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Sam Kinison

#2. There are many men whose tongues might govern multitudes if they could govern their tongues.

George Dennison Prentice

#3. When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it's pretty certain that she has his.

George Dennison Prentice

#4. You shouldn't ask a question until you are sure you want to hear the answer.

Eraldo Banovac

#5. Everything is relative except for the absolute.

Dieter Geruschkat

#6. A friend you have to buy won't be worth what you pay for him.

George Dennison Prentice

#7. A pin has as much head as some authors and a good deal more point.

George Dennison Prentice

#8. Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold.

James Randolph Adams

#9. A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.

George Dennison Prentice

#10. I was always told that Hoosier came from when settlers in the state, when a stranger came on their property they'd say, "Who's there? Who's there?" So people that were from Indiana were the people that said "Who's there?" But what do I know? I don't read or interact with people outside the Internet.

Jim Gaffigan

#11. It is in vain to hope to please all alike. Let a man stand with his face in what direction he will, he must necessarily turn his back on one half of the world.

George Dennison Prentice

#12. A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

George Dennison Prentice

#13. The pen is a formidable weapon, but a man can kill himself with it a great deal more easily than he can other people.

George Dennison Prentice

#14. Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

George Dennison Prentice

#15. A novel is a mirror travelling down the road.

Stendhal

#16. Sooner or later, the great men turn out to be all alike. They never stop working. They never lose a minute. It is very depressing.

V.S. Pritchett

#17. I love telling stories with images. But I think there's more to just saying a movie is great visually.

Asif Kapadia

#18. Some people use one half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it.

George Dennison Prentice

#19. Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem as if they could never be anything else.

George Dennison Prentice