George Carlin Climate Change Quote Quotes

#1. When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.

Virginia Graham

#2. You'll make a sucky father someday," I tell him with a smile. "I feel sorry for the kid that doesn't get to burst into light to get out of your house."
He chokes out a laugh. "Is it my sarcasm?"
"Definitely. And that obnoxious accent.

Suzanne Young

#3. enough to pay the full Amontillado price without consulting

Edgar Allan Poe

#4. Part of my success was having a place to play as a kid.

Dante Hall

#5. In order to be happy oneself it is necessary to make at least one other person happy.

Theodor Reik

#6. The right really dominates radio, and it's amazing how much energy the right spends telling us that the press is slanted to the left when it really isn't. They want to shut other people up. They really don't understand the First Amendment.

Roger Ebert

#7. Climb every mountain,
Ford every stream,
Follow every rainbow,
'Till you find your dream.
A dream that will need
All the love you can give,
Every day of your life
For as long as you live

Rodgers And Hammerstein

#8. The disparity between being a 10-year-old boy playing air guitar, wishing I was a rock star, and the reality of the whole thing is insane. A girl will throw her bra onstage, and I say to myself, if I was the guy that pumped your gas today, would you throw your bra at me?

John Rzeznik

#9. Nothing matters until it hurts.

Kristopher Reisz

#10. ...."we saw this big dark red leech hanging off his back.
We were dancing round yelling: 'We'll burn it off! Get the petrol! Stay
still Mr Kassar, you can trust us!'
He wimped out though, and made us use salt. Very boring.

John Marsden