George Burns Oh God Quotes

#1. And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

George Burns

#2. A wise person learns from the mistakes of others, a normal person learns from their own, and a fool learns nothing, ever.

Robert J. Crane

#3. I'd like political candidates to present their prep plans for the zombie apocalypse, or for the robot revolution, or for when the Internet becomes self-aware, because at least then the debates would be more interesting.

Jenny Lawson

#4. Love isn't pain. Heartbreak isn't noble or romantic. You deserve better, so don't ever forget.

Abby McDonald

#5. ... if the Englishman does not disclose his soul, he readily opens his home. A Frenchman may reveal his life secrets after half an hour's aquaintance. But he does not ask one home.

Gustaaf Johannes Renier

#6. If we have a bitcoin universe, you don't get to print money for war. You don't get to have money for a prison/industrial complex. You don't get money for a war on drugs. You have to ask the people.

Stefan Molyneux

#7. Every new experience brings its own maturity and a greater clarity of vision.

Indira Gandhi

#8. I kind of like the thought of God looking like George Burns.

Norm Cowie

#9. Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

Adam Carolla

#10. Look at me and don't stop." He tightened his hands under my ass cheeks and started pumping into me. Hard. Deep. Punishing really but I didn't care. I wanted this from him as I stared into eyes burning blue fire at me. "Ethan!

Raine Miller

#11. I look at Gloria with her red hair and glass of champagne and expression of utter disdain and wonder how many expletives she'd manage to fit into a sentence if I asked her to teach me to knit or bake me a cake.

Clare Furniss

#12. True knowledge should not produce pride; it should produce humility ... Because the more you know, the more you know how much you don't know.

Mark Batterson

#13. You should be attacking the carbon emissions, period, and whether it's cap-and-trade or carbon tax or whatever, that's the realm in which we should be playing.

Joe Biden

#14. Be still, sad heart! and cease repining;
Behind the clouds is the sun still shining;
Thy fate is the common fate of all,
Into each life some rain must fall

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

#15. I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

George Burns

#16. Now they both act around each other like you do when you know something is going to end and you've decided not to know.

Ava Dellaira

#17. Mmmph.' I grunt this to myself in the helpless way you do when something is just so damn delicious. Yeah, I made it, but...what can I say? I'm good.

Emery Lord

#18. Ralph Miliband was a socialist intellectual of great integrity. He belonged to a generation of socialists formed by the Russian revolution and the Second World War, a generation that dominated left-wing politics for almost a century.

Tariq Ali