Top 32 Gehrman Quotes
#1. Because right now, leaning against Kenny's counter, he was fully, painfully erect, for maybe the first time in months.
He backed away and tried to think about something else - anything else. Losing his job, his mother's cat, Denise - oh, there you go. Limp as a politician's moral code.
Amy Lane
#2. If there is passion, let me feel its heat.
I want my heart to beat fast,
my breath raspy, my skin to burn.
Susie Clevenger
#3. I actually plan to mess up my life and start over every seven years. That way, I'll never get in a rut. I read somewhere that most of your cells only live about seven years anyway, so in theory you literally are a new person; I figure that's the best time to start over.
Jody Gehrman
#4. The point is, feelings can change - and often do - abruptly. It's one of the riskiest aspects of falling for someone, especially during these tumultuous years when we're young and restless.
Jody Gehrman
#5. I guess sometimes it takes a while for the heart to get the memo from the brain.
Jody Gehrman
#7. If he's just not into you anymore, then buy yourself a cute pair of shoes and strut your fabulousness elsewhere.
Jody Gehrman
#8. Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?
Jody Gehrman
#9. He's an intricate, mesmerizing puzzle; I only succeeded at putting the pieces together because for once in my life I observed. I stopped talking long enough to listen - really listen - not just to what's said, but also to everything that goes unspoken.
Jody Gehrman
#10. I have to say it's the most sizzling, delicious, sublime kiss ever. In the history of human beings. Possibly back to and including dinosaurs.
Jody Gehrman
#11. god bless the shape your head leaves in my pillow; god bless your insatiable hair; god bless you, though the hour is late, for you have come to me at last.
Neil Hilborn
#12. These guys may not talk too much about relationships, but they sure do blush at telling moments, don't they? Maybe that's the key to understanding the opposite sex; I could invent a science, call it blushology.
Jody Gehrman
#13. July 4th, (ie, time to celebrate our freedoms as Americans by eating hormone-laden farm animals and blowing shit up)
-Geena (Triple Shot Betty)
Jody Gehrman
#14. Here I've been telling him things in my head for weeks, writing long, frenzied missives to him I know I'll never send, and now that I have him less than two feet away, I'm struck dumb.
Fantastic.
Jody Gehrman
#15. Think of it as a life experience," I mumbled. "Isn't your dad always saying we need more of that?"
"I don't think prancing around PJ Jamieson's pool in our underwear is exactly what he had in mind.
Jody Gehrman
#16. I tell my students, even if you are an opinion journalist, your opinion should be based on facts.
M. Stanton Evans
#17. Sometimes, a girl just has to dive under the duvet and regroup.
Jody Gehrman
#19. I sometimes suspect they don't take Dr. Aphrodite very seriously. Which is sad, really. Because what's more serious than love?
Jody Gehrman
#20. Maybe illusion and artifice - lies, even - are a necessary part of romance.
Jody Gehrman
#21. This was what it was. The ruin of it. The depth of it. Have it once and you can have it again. That's the riddle. That's the truth.
Alice Hoffman
#22. All of us have our wires crossed and crisscrossed so many times it's impossible to untangle the mess. It really does seem like the entire human race might as well be conversing with hand gestures and grunts, for all the success we're having.
Jody Gehrman
#23. Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.
Jody Gehrman
#24. I think that everyone should have at least a part of them that's self-invented; in fact, the world would be much more interesting if we all created our own identities afresh whenever we felt like it. Otherwise you're just walking around regurgitating what's expected, which is like, why bother?
Jody Gehrman
#25. Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the sun and he's squinting up at you, barely able to see because of your blinking radiance
Jody Gehrman
#26. La-di-dah, just out for a little spin, don't mind me.
Jody Gehrman
#27. This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.
Jody Gehrman
#28. I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.
Jody Gehrman
#29. She has ESB," I say.
Chloe rolls her eyes. "ESP you mean?"
"No, ESB. Extrasensory Bitchyness.
Jody Gehrman
#30. From what I've seen, a girl's got to behave like a mental midget before she'll get any action in this town. If resisting that makes me a freak, so be it. I may die with my hymen intact, but at least I'll have my dignity" ~ Confessions of a Triple Shot Betty
Jody Gehrman
#31. I tried all kinds of approaches: sexy, friendly, intimidating - nothing worked. I'm starting to think there's an invisible force field that prevents honest communication between X and Y chromosomes.
Jody Gehrman
#32. I can identify with steelworkers. I can identify with workers that have had a difficult time.
Dan Quayle
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