Gasper Quotes

#1. Josh: "What is this thing?"
Gasper: "It's a Yeti. An abominable snowman."
Biff: "This is what happens when you fuck a sheep?"
Josh: "Not an abomination, abominable.

Christopher Moore

#2. No wine here, baby girl.

Toni Aleo

#3. Thank God for my ADD. I would have killed myself along time ago, but I got bored of it when something else diverted me.

Jason Hartnett

#4. The greatest rapper of all time died on March 9th.
God bless his soul, rest in peace, kid.
It's because of him now at least I know what beef is.

Canibus

#5. Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny.

Joan Rivers

#6. What I've realized is that life doesn't count for much unless you're willing to do your small part to leave our children - all of our children - a better world. Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.

Barack Obama

#7. When you get to be nearly 60, you do take stock. You don't know what's around the corner.

Annie Lennox

#8. Percy: Dad-
Poseidon: Very well! It shall be as you say. But my son, pray this works.
Percy: I'm praying, I'm talking to you, right?
Poseidon: Oh ... yes. Good point.

Rick Riordan

#9. He says that we must protect our families no matter what. No matter what we got to do to protect them.

Andrew Galasetti

#10. The French, the Italians, the Germans, the Spanish and the English have spent centuries killing each other.

Umberto Eco