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#1. It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don't make or break a career. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#2. I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#3. I think everything is fair game to a certain extent. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#4. I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#5. I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#6. My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#7. For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word for word and that worked pretty well. Now, I do almost all of my writing on stage and then record and listen for any new things and then I write those down. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#8. It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#9. Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody new? I'm not giving you any suggestions but the Belgians have had a good run. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#10. I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#11. I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#12. Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda? - Author: Gary Gulman
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#13. The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#14. Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#15. Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#16. If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#17. When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#18. Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#19. I've always wanted to do more significant stuff. I think of myself as well-informed, but the hardest thing to do is talk about politics and current events and be funny and not just preachy. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#20. Without my family, I'd be something. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#21. There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#22. If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets ... the Force is not with you. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#23. The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#24. Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't have to worry about swearing or going off the script or going long or going short. If you bomb, only a handful of people see it. On TV, a lot of people see it. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#25. I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#26. I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#27. Don't go back over your life with a red pen. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#28. Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#29. I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes if not keeping me off stage kept me from writing regularly and with any kind of confidence. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#30. The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#31. Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#32. As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#33. I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was hard to get attention without some kind of gimmick, like athletic stardom or being funny. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#34. What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#35. I think everything contributes to your creativity. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#36. No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! - Author: Gary Gulman
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#37. I was born when my dad was 50 ... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#38. Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#39. The other thing is that I'm a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That's hard. Most people are like, 'Well, you have all your hair and you're tall, so why are you unhappy?' That can be limiting. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#40. I really think I'm at the top of my game right now, and I have the tools that I've learned over the years, so I feel really good about what I'm doing onstage now. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#41. Ever drive by one of those things on the highway which tells you how fast you're going? I don't even pay attention to them anymore because I found a similar gadget in my dashboard ... Some people slow down at those things ... I don't slow down. I speed up and set the high score. - Author: Gary Gulman
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#42. With basketball, if a guy is having an off night you still can say he's a good athlete. But with a comedian, you see them in front of the wrong audience - and they can look like complete amateurs. It's remarkable. - Author: Gary Gulman
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