Top 34 Gary Coleman Quotes
#1. I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife.
Gary Coleman
#2. Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing: Gary Coleman is going to drown.
Conan O'Brien
#3. If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on
television with pool cues, who would win?
1) Ricky Schroder
2) Gary Coleman
3) The television viewing public
David Letterman
#4. Arnold Schwarzenegger has hired billionaire Warren Buffett as his senior economic advisor. And not to be outdone Gary Coleman announced his senior economic adviser will be Thurston Howell the Third.
Conan O'Brien
#5. I've seen 'Mork & Mindy' a couple times. Robin Williams amazes me. And I love Gary Coleman. He puts me away. He puts everybody away.
Lucille Ball
#6. I know the difference between true love and the love of my fans.
Gary Coleman
#7. I would not give my first 15 years to my worst enemy.
Gary Coleman
#8. I liked 'Diff'rent Strokes' up until about the last three or four years. I was bored.
Gary Coleman
#9. I try to understand people who aren't as smart as me and not be hateful.
Gary Coleman
#10. I still have the desire to do the job of acting. It's just a matter of whether I'll be allowed to do the job of acting that remains to be seen. There are only so many brick walls that I'm willing to beat my head on.
Gary Coleman
#12. I can't sit back and swallow stuff. I live in a time and place, and in a country on earth where you're not supposed to swallow it. People just gave up.
Gary Coleman
#13. She had something down there twice as big as mine. That's why I say you better watch where you stroke, cause it could turn out, turn out to be a joke.
Gary B.B. Coleman
#14. Did you ever see a one eyed woman cry? You know the saddest thing about the woman, the tears don't come out just one eye.
Gary B.B. Coleman
#15. I knew what normalcy was, and I wasn't having it.
Gary Coleman
#16. I parody myself every chance I get. I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I'm a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I'm not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn't exist.
Gary Coleman
#17. My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.
Gary Coleman
#18. I have lifestyle requirements. Photos, meetings, lunches, dinners, facial care, tooth care. It requires an exorbitant amount of money.
Gary Coleman
#19. Television is fun, but it's hard, and if it gets too crazy I may just do it as a part-time thing.
Gary Coleman
#20. I may like L.A., but I want to know when the seasons are.
Gary Coleman
#21. I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition.
Gary Coleman
#22. You know a one eyed woman, she do the best she can. She search the world over trying to find her a one eyed man.
Gary B.B. Coleman
#23. I suffer a little bit from Napoleonism, if you will.
Gary Coleman
#24. You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles ... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize.
Gary Coleman
#25. I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.
Gary B.B. Coleman
#26. I don't hurt or want for visibility, but people seem to forget pretty easily.
Gary Coleman
#27. I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.
Gary Coleman
#28. Politics is never about the people. It's about money. And wars. And how many heads you can step on and bodies you can step over. And I'm just not that kind of person.
Gary Coleman
#29. I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you.
Gary Coleman
#30. George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none.
Gary Coleman
#31. I read Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Reader's Digest ... I read some responsible journalism, and from that, I form my own opinions. I also happen to be intelligent, and I question everything.
Gary Coleman
#32. I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it ... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government.
Gary Coleman
#33. Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
Jerry Coleman
#34. Star Wars was magnificent, but you could tell Darth Vader's ships were glued together.
Gary Coleman
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