Gartsman Shoulder Quotes

#1. Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

Scott Adams

#2. How presumptuous of someone to think the world is interested in a half-dozen or eight or 10 of their kids.

Anne Nicol Gaylor

#3. I gave you life. You're wasting it.

Stephenie Meyer

#4. A rigour passed over him,
blood rose into his cheeks, his forehead, and there was a steady thumping in his ears. It was first love.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#5. A lot happened in Vancouver. It was my first Western experience. I learned English, which is my second language. I became very acquainted with Western culture. I had my first sewing machine when I was 9. I trained in fashion illustration when I was in school.

Jason Wu

#6. Ram wanted to marry a woman in front of whom he would be compelled to bow his head in admiration. P.210

Amish Tripathi

#7. If you need me, use me.

Haruki Murakami

#8. I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Cecily Strong

#9. Actually, the world is not complex. It is the task of trying to figure it out with words or numbers that is complex.

Alan W. Watts

#10. Comedy is the only form of entertainment where the audience doesn't know what to expect. In an evening, you might get ten comics doing ten different things. That's not what happens when you go to hear music. There isn't a classical performance followed by a hoedown followed by rap.

Jon Stewart

#11. Robot RHR14- "I have been with this human family through all their joys and tragedies, and if there was a tragedy in my existence, it was creating me in the first place. For they dared to give me the concept of Love and Compassion yet withheld my abilty to cry.

Jay B. Cox

#12. I always loved Belle from 'Beauty and the Beast'. I always thought I looked like her, so I dressed like her for every Halloween.

Sofia Carson

#13. My self-editing process is intense.

George Murray

#14. I always thought 'Rome' would change things for me, that people would finally understand what I do.

Danger Mouse