Gargle Quotes

#1. I was a smoker for years. Occasionally I slip and have a cigarette. Remarkably, my voice has held up. I'm grateful, obviously. But I don't gargle with honey and ground-up bird eggs. I have no secrets.

Loudon Wainwright III

#2. Ford had another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the drink which has been described as the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging - expensive and bad for the head.

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#3. The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

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#4. He gasped in terror at what sounded like a man trying to gargle while fighting off a pack of wolves.

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#5. Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

Woody Allen

#6. Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

Grant M. Bright

#7. Howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl gargle gargle howl gargle gargle gargle howl slurrp uuuurgh should have a good time. Message repeats.

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#8. Schools are a fountain of knowledge: some students come to drink , some to sip and others just to gargle.

Shiv Khera

#9. How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Aries Spears

#10. people who read short stories love endings that make them want to gargle with Drano or nosedive off a skyscraper. But

Benjamin Percy

#11. When I reached the bar, I ordered a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster from the female Klingon bartender and downed half of it.

Ernest Cline

#12. There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and hot water couple of spoons of honey, you can gargle with port, I've done it a couple of times myself - but don't swallow it!

Cliff Richard

#13. How can you squander even one more day not taking advantage of the greatest shifts of our generation? How dare you settle for less when the world has made it so easy for you to be remarkable?

Seth Godin

#14. Ian Sterling has ruined me. And he's ruined me for anyone else.

Willow Aster

#15. I'd of told Scarlett to stick those green draperies up her white little pooper. Make her own damn man-catching dress.

Kathryn Stockett

#16. It's very important for us all to understand that we are interconnected and we need to hold hands together, especially when the going gets tough.

Michelle Yeoh

#17. That which is achieved the most, still has the whole of its future yet to be achieved.

Laozi

#18. I like suits that are fitted. And I usually stick to grays, whites, and blacks.

Liam Hemsworth

#19. I don't consider the first-world concerns any less important than the third-world ones.

Susan Minot

#20. I don't feel that I need a tattoo to represent myself as a Samoan or a Christian.

Troy Polamalu

#21. Just let me catch my breath, Red Macalister, and think. You've tipped my teapot handle over spout.

Debra Holland

#22. Any man may easily do harm, but not every man can do good to another.

Plato

#23. You'll never know when you're gonna meet someone and your whole world in a moment comes undone.

Ava Danielle