Gamzee Quotes

#1. GAMZEE: honk.
KARKAT: WHAT.
GAMZEE: HONK.
KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Andrew Hussie

#2. That boy is sprung on you and he is a nice guy. A superhot, supersexy nice guy. Do you know how rare that is? He's like a goddamn unicorn.

Jay Crownover

#3. We are living toward incredible times where the only constant is change, and the rate of change is increasing.

Peter Diamandis

#4. Was that pity? I think it was. No wonder, I even pity myself. Will the pity make her love me? Make her take me home with her and look after me like the plant? Fucking bastard smug plant.

Rhona Cameron

#5. We need a renaissance of wonder. We need to renew, in our hearts and in our souls, the deathless dream, the eternal poetry, the perennial sense that life is miracle and magic.

E. Merrill Root

#6. Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

Stephen Chbosky

#7. True American Liberalism utterly denies the whole creed of socialism.

Herbert Hoover

#8. He had other fires and these flamed higher than Love.

Pearl S. Buck

#9. Probably the easiest and most efficient approach was to hate everybody. Where have you gone, Jackie Robinson?

Robert B. Parker

#10. I can't believe we're in the middle of the fifth season, and if this is all there is, my God, it went fast.

Bruce Boxleitner

#11. I've gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it's a fake thing.

Andrew Hussie

#12. Keep away. The sow is mine.

William Peter Blatty