Gamzee And Karkat Quotes

#1. The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.

I. F. Stone

#2. The helicopter is probably the most versatile instrument ever invented by man. It approaches closer than any other to fulfillment of mankind's ancient dreams of the flying horse and the magic carpet.

Igor Sikorsky

#3. I have a tendency to talk extremely fast ... I think the fastness comes from the fact that I get very excited about things and I just want to spit them out.

Shailene Woodley

#4. Some of the most famous books are the least worth reading. Their fame was due to their having done something that needed to be doing in their day. The work is done and the virtue of the book has expired.

Moliere

#5. Give your life to Christ, he'll challenge you.

Billy Graham

#6. Every time the Tories get a bit of power, they rip off all the things I love ... The mining industry. Milk.

Rhys Ifans

#7. She was a sour-sass soul with a rubbery face.

Gregory Maguire

#8. fluidity of the sea, not the rigidity of irresistible law, characterizes human conduct, especially in the midst of a calamity.

Nathaniel Philbrick

#9. Zoo animals are ambassadors for their cousins in the wild.

Jack Hanna

#10. I give up. It's pointless trying to talk to my mother. Sometimes I think she's got a whole different conversation going on in her head than the one that's actually taking place. I spent the next half hour just agreeing with her, no matter what she said; it was just easier that way.

Terri Douglas

#11. GAMZEE: honk.
KARKAT: WHAT.
GAMZEE: HONK.
KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Andrew Hussie