Gaming Humor Quotes

#1. The feminine values are the fountain of bliss. Know the masculine, Keep to the feminine.

Laozi

#2. I will never understand why you Humans weren't designed to recycle your body's water after filtering waste. It's just so much more efficient.

Bryan Fields

#3. Life usually tells the best stories - but sometimes it takes an artist to show us what they mean.

Terry Teachout

#4. Take me with you?" she asked, reaching for is arm. He looked back at were the four women stood watching them and shook his head.
"I've seen Piper ruin a whole gaming area, Harper scares me, Elli is my boss, and I want your mom to like me...Sorry babe, you're on your own.

Toni Aleo

#5. When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

Bryan Fields

#6. Alright, go away. I have a tiny world to save.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

#7. From love's plectrum arises
the song of the string of life
Love is the light of life
love is the fire of life

Muhammad Iqbal

#8. In '92, I got my first Broadway show as a performer - 'Crazy for You.' I was in the ensemble. In fact, I was in eight Broadway shows as a dancer. Seven of them were original shows. That's how I learned to create something from the ground up.

Casey Nicholaw

#9. There's gotta be a way out of this dungeon.- G. Gygax

Robert Asprin

#10. We are watching things happen with one degree changes in ocean temperature that we thought wouldn't happen until there were two or three degree changes in ocean temperature. These are facts.

Jim Yong Kim

#11. Because we are all of an oral tradition in our beginning histories, the voice of the poet in this particular society will be heard.

John Trudell

#12. It always feels good to win, it's always tough to lose.

Tim Duncan

#13. When I dreamed about becoming a fantasy adventurer, I was always a max-level character with epic gear. Look at me. I'm wearing vendor trash.

Noelle Alladania Meade

#14. I'm an old-fashioned girl, and I didn't believe in living with people, so I guess I married for the wrong reasons at times.

Jaclyn Smith

#15. I have over 2 million followers now on Google Plus.

Larry Page

#16. The Fall is an offense to human reason, but once accepted, it makes perfect sense of the human condition.

Blaise Pascal

#17. Awakening is not a process of building ourselves up but a process of letting go. It's a process of relaxing in the middle - the paradoxical, ambiguous middle, full of potential, full of new ways of thinking and seeing - with absolutely no money-back guarantee of what will happen next.

Pema Chodron

#18. New rule: every fantasy author who doesn't treat horses like tireless hairy motorcycles automatically gets a Hugo.

Jim C. Hines

#19. In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.

Felicia Day

#20. Any time I need to be really physical, and a role requires that, you're kind of viscerally activated by being that physical in it. It takes away the thought process, which is fun.

Matthew Fox

#21. I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar

#22. Fireball doesn't need a search warrant.

Bryan Fields